Everyone was in the Great Hall for the Halloween Feast when Harry noticed
something strange.
"Where's Hermione?" he asked, noticing the large gap between him and Neville
"Parvati said that she's stuck in the toilet seat for hours, crying" Neville said in a hushed whisper
Just then, the large double doors of the Great Hall opened and Pro.Quirrell came in wearing only his knickers and purple turban.
"WHORE! IN THE DUNGEONS!" he squealed excitedly. He got lipstick smudges all over his face and the word 'HUNK' was sewn in pink sequins at the back of his knickers. After giggling for about five minutes, he passed out on the floor, drool running down his mouth.
Immediately, the Great Hall burst into horrified screams and students started to panic.
"A whore! Momeee save me!" Neville screamed
Draco was running around in circles as if his butt was on fire when he saw Harry and cling to his arm and purred.
"Geroof me you ugly git!" Harry yelled. Then he hissed in Draci's ears "Not in public! Not in public!"
It took several teachers whacking the students on their heads with golden plates before everyone calmed down.
"Prefect!" Bumbulldore said, taking the opportunity to speak. "Chop! Chop!"
The prefects understood perectly and started herdning the students out of the Great Hall back to their dormitories.
"How did a whore get in?" Harry who still had Draco clinging on his arms, asked Ron
"Don't ask me, but whores are supposed to be airheads" Ron mumbled, giving Draco the look of death.
"Hey pudge brother" Draco said ignoring Ron and addressing Harry "What's that?" He pointed at something colorful lying on the floor.
"Looks like a piece of cloth to me" Ron said
They left the line and walk towards the thingy.
"It's a multi-colored thing!" Harry said in an almost whisper as he picked the thingy up
"Try it on! Try it on!" Draco squealed excitedly
"Oh shut up" Ron said
"You're just jealous cuz you don't look good in a thong" Draco snapped
"Am not."
"You are"
"Am not!"
"Oh you two suck major boogies, I'm gonna go find Hermione" Harry said and walked down the hallway. Ron and Draco followed behind when the three of them heared some footstep down the hallway. They ducked under a table and saw a pair of stiletto heels pass by.
"It's the whore!" Ron hissed
"We better find Hermione quick!" Harry said
They waited until the whore disappeared and rushed towards the bathroom and saw a horrible sight. Standing there was a three foot anorexic midget and a large pair boobs with a head, two arms and two legs stuck to it. They were wearing identical skin tight outfits and both of them were very giggly.
"I'm Christina Aguillera!" the smaller one quipped
"And I'm Britney Spears" the boobs said
"And were virgins!" they chorused
A/N: So what do you think? Should I continue it? Please send in your reviews and no flames please. Disclaimer: Harry Potter and co belong to J.K Rowling and Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera own themselves.
"Where's Hermione?" he asked, noticing the large gap between him and Neville
"Parvati said that she's stuck in the toilet seat for hours, crying" Neville said in a hushed whisper
Just then, the large double doors of the Great Hall opened and Pro.Quirrell came in wearing only his knickers and purple turban.
"WHORE! IN THE DUNGEONS!" he squealed excitedly. He got lipstick smudges all over his face and the word 'HUNK' was sewn in pink sequins at the back of his knickers. After giggling for about five minutes, he passed out on the floor, drool running down his mouth.
Immediately, the Great Hall burst into horrified screams and students started to panic.
"A whore! Momeee save me!" Neville screamed
Draco was running around in circles as if his butt was on fire when he saw Harry and cling to his arm and purred.
"Geroof me you ugly git!" Harry yelled. Then he hissed in Draci's ears "Not in public! Not in public!"
It took several teachers whacking the students on their heads with golden plates before everyone calmed down.
"Prefect!" Bumbulldore said, taking the opportunity to speak. "Chop! Chop!"
The prefects understood perectly and started herdning the students out of the Great Hall back to their dormitories.
"How did a whore get in?" Harry who still had Draco clinging on his arms, asked Ron
"Don't ask me, but whores are supposed to be airheads" Ron mumbled, giving Draco the look of death.
"Hey pudge brother" Draco said ignoring Ron and addressing Harry "What's that?" He pointed at something colorful lying on the floor.
"Looks like a piece of cloth to me" Ron said
They left the line and walk towards the thingy.
"It's a multi-colored thing!" Harry said in an almost whisper as he picked the thingy up
"Try it on! Try it on!" Draco squealed excitedly
"Oh shut up" Ron said
"You're just jealous cuz you don't look good in a thong" Draco snapped
"Am not."
"You are"
"Am not!"
"Oh you two suck major boogies, I'm gonna go find Hermione" Harry said and walked down the hallway. Ron and Draco followed behind when the three of them heared some footstep down the hallway. They ducked under a table and saw a pair of stiletto heels pass by.
"It's the whore!" Ron hissed
"We better find Hermione quick!" Harry said
They waited until the whore disappeared and rushed towards the bathroom and saw a horrible sight. Standing there was a three foot anorexic midget and a large pair boobs with a head, two arms and two legs stuck to it. They were wearing identical skin tight outfits and both of them were very giggly.
"I'm Christina Aguillera!" the smaller one quipped
"And I'm Britney Spears" the boobs said
"And were virgins!" they chorused
A/N: So what do you think? Should I continue it? Please send in your reviews and no flames please. Disclaimer: Harry Potter and co belong to J.K Rowling and Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera own themselves.
