Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy blagh

THE GREAT SWITCHEROO

The nine heroes slept peacefully at Costa Del Sol. A ghostly figure floated over the house.

"Huweee!" The house glowed an eerie green.

The next morning Cloud awoke to a horrible scream. He leapt out of bed. Only to realise he was extremely short. He looked at his legs – big white feet protruded with hardly any real leg at all. He took a step forward and fell over. He picked himself off the floor with surprising difficulty, as if his arms were much weaker (and smoother) than before.

The group assembled in the kitchen. Everyone's body parts had been shuffled around. Tifa had a flat chest and Nanaki's tail. Aeris had very muscular arms, had short blonde hair and kept fidgeting with her groin. Vincent had a very large bust and also seemed to have a problem with his groin. Yuffie had Barret's arms and seemed to have a lot of red body hair, she was also desperately looking for a cigarette. Cait Sith had Cloud's legs. Nanaki was fur and tailless. Barret had skinny little arms. Cid had long brown hair and DUN DUN DUUUUNNN! No cigarette.

A/N: Meh got bored email me with ideas n stuff Makenshi0@lycos.com