Me: Here's just a fanfic where the TNA Knockouts deal with Karen Jarrett as the TNA Knockout VP. Hope you enjoy :D :D. Anyone you don't recognize, I own :D :D

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September 1, 2011

"Alright, it's official. Something bad is going to happen to the Knockouts tonight," Commented Savannah Szantyr.

She was walking down the halls backstage where Impact Wrestling was taking place as she was talking to her older sister Jamie(Velvet Sky) and one of her friends/tag team partner Zoey Jones.

"Why do you say that?" Zoey asked.

"I don't know exactly; I just have this funny feeling that something bad would happen to us," Savannah said.

"Do you always have these 'funny feelings'?" Zoey asked.

"Yeah," Savannah said. "The majority of the time I'm right about them," Savannah added.

"What percentage exactly do you get these right?" Zoey asked.

"95%," Jamie replied.

"Wow," Zoey commented.

"Yeah. Very sad thing is that Karen Jarrett is going to get herself involved," Savannah said.

"Of course, when doesn't that bitch get involved in anything?" Jamie asked.

"How about none of the time," Zoey commented.

"That would work," Jamie and Savannah said in unison.

"But hey, did you end up hearing that apparently management wants to have someone be the VP of the Knockouts," Jamie commented.

"An excellent way that Miss 'Queen Bitch' would get involved with to make some of the Knockouts' lives a living hell," Savannah said. "With most of that torture going towards the three of us and Traci," She added.

"Who is the 'some' that she probably won't do anything to?" Jamie asked.

"Gail, Ashley(Madison Rayne) and Brooke," Savannah said. "But who else is going to be possibly considered for the job?" Savannah asked.

"Traci apparently," Zoey said with a shrug of her shoulders. "Let's just hope it's Traci though," She added.

"Agreed," Both Jamie and Savannah said in unison.

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When all of the Knockouts were in the ring and after Eric Bischoff and Traci had entered the ring, Eric had started saying actual nice things about the Knockouts before starting to insult the Knockouts for the fact that they're women, which had made a couple of Knockouts roll their eyes at the face. It even made a select few just want to attack him for what he was saying.

A few more minutes of talking, and sending Traci with the other Knockouts, Eric had revealed that the Knockout VP would be none other than Karen Jarrett.

Disbelief was brought out in the Knockouts, which had quickly turn into anger.

"That bitch is going to get it," Savannah muttered under her breath.

When Karen had entered the ring, she grabbed a mic and said that Eric had made the right decision on making her the VP of the Knockout Division, Karen had commented, "…Ladies, the big difference between yourselves and me, is etiquette. You see, I'm a lady, and all of you are not," She then faced Savannah, Velvet and Zoey who were standing near each other and commented, "Especially Velvet, Savannah and Zoey,"

Zoey ended up walking out of the group of Knockouts, walked up to Karen and took the mic out of her hands and said, "Um, first off there Karen, last time I checked, me, Velvet and Savannah are more of a lady than you'll ever be in your lifetime because frankly, the three of us," Zoey pointed to Savannah, Velvet and herself, "actually do know how to act like a lady where unlike you know how to spend your time either lying on your back or kneeling on your knees," She said.

Zoey got the majority of the Knockouts to agree with her, before Karen grabbed the microphone back and said, "Well at least I didn't spend my entire life living in a trailer park you stupid redneck,"

As Karen was saying that, Zoey was grabbing a mic for herself as she walked up to Karen and asked, "Oh, so because of me being from Georgia, that means that I'm a redneck right?"

Karen nodded her head yeah and Zoey continued to say, "But anyways, how exactly did you get this VP position anyway? Did you end up having your little husband Jeff basically convince management to give you the position because you knew damn well that if you went up to them yourself that you wouldn't gotten this job, and it should have been given to Traci because she damn well deserves it," Then pointed to Traci for a few minutes before putting her hand back at her side.

Jamie and Savannah ended up walking up behind Zoey because they knew that sooner or later that they would be holding Zoey back from her attacking Karen.

"Oh, and even a better question, how did you end up getting a job as a Knockout Zoey?" Karen asked. "Did you convince AJ to have you work here because you think you're a good wrestler, but in all reality, you just absolutely suck?" Karen asked.

"Well, no, I earned my contract to work for Impact Wrestling and you're saying that I'm a bad wrestler even though I'm holding a championship belt?" Zoey asked while referring to her being one half of the Knockout Tag Team Champions.

"Well, Savannah did most of the work to have you two have the title belt, so it was mainly Savannah who won the title belts for the both of you, and as a good saying goes, you're just riding her coattails," Karen commented.

Zoey just stood where she was, trying to not attack Karen at this moment, with Velvet and Savannah was saying that she needed to calm down.

"Oh what's the matter Zoey?" Karen asked in a taunting voice. "You need your tag partner and her sister to help calm you down?" She asked. "Come on, you can attack me if you want. I don't mind," Karen added.

After looking like she was calmed down, Zoey ended up commenting, "No,"

"Oh, why?" Karen asked, having the taunting tone return in her voice. "Because you're afraid of me hitting you back twice as hard? Just like you're childhood had been like," She commented.

Jamie and Savannah instantly looked up towards Karen with the words 'Stop talking,' printed on their faces. But, Karen just ignored it.

"Because of the main parental figure in your life being abusive towards you, you ended up realizing that, gee, everyone in my life must hate me if they treat me like crap. You thought that about yourself all through your life, even till this day, despite having 'friends' in Dumb Blonde 1 and Dumb Blonde 2, who are probably not even your friends and just people that feel bad for low life redneck losers like yourself. But, the truth is, everyone hates you Zoey, and why don't you do us all a favor and leave Impact Wrestling for good just to save everyone here a headache or five when they have to see and hear you every week—" Karen was cut off by Zoey attacking Karen.

The attack had lasted for a few minutes before Jamie and Savannah and a couple of the other Knockouts were holding Zoey back and everyone else that was in the ring was holding Karen back. Karen ended up having her mic handed to her from someone and said, "Oh my Zoey, you are so going to regret that."

"Exactly how!" Zoey yelled at Karen.

"You're being placed into a match. With an opponent of my choosing," Karen said. "And I'll just give you this piece of advice: Good Luck," She added before the people who were holding her back let go of her and Karen just walked to the back.