Team-7 x Sasuke
May make it a Sasuke x OC, depends on reviews.
Possibly One-shot, if I get reviews wanting more I'll try to make it an actual story :) Please no flaming. Sorry that the first chapter isn't very good. I promise to make them better and more lengthy in the next chapters. P.S. It's my first fanfic.
Disclaimer: Obviously, I do not own Naruto or any characters from the anime. All rights go to the owner's.
It was team 7's day off.
The thing to remember was to never give Naruto a day off, ever, ever, again.
He had became bored out of his mind until he found a hidden jutsu scroll.
It allowed the user to change any object, person or animal, into whatever they want.
The perfect revenge plan, you may say.
But every plan has it's flaws.
owowowowowowow Let the Games Begin :D
''NAAARUUTTOOOOOOO! YOU BAKA! WHAT DID YOU DO!?'' Sakura raged in utter shock.
Kakashi deadpanned. What has he done now? he thought as he watched the pair ramble with amusement.
''NOOOO PLEASE! SAKURA DONT KILL ME! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, HONESTLY I SWEAARR-'' he was then cut off as he cringed in pain.
From what you may ask? From Miss PMS'ing Sakura Haruno.
Her fist had pounded him like a boxing bag that belonged to Mohammed Ali.
All that was in sight now was Naruto's ass flying through the meadow, eroding all grass, leaving nothing but dirt and soil as he hit the ground. Hard.
No mercy. Not a speck of luck, not even for a ramen-crazed blonde.
''NARRUUUTTOOOOOOO!'' she shrieked.
Dayuum. That girl sure knew how to PMS.
He wondered if transforming into Sasuke in nothing but mere boxers would slightly ease her moodswings. No time for that now.
Sakura crawled up into a ball, wimpering at her loss. That God damn woman!
''Sasuke-ku..kun is..'' she murmured, tears forming at her eyes as her only every crush had disappeared right before her eyes.
Naruto had been beforming a jutsu all day long and somehow managed Sasuke to let him try it out on him.
Bad decision, very bad, but now the poor pinky was in despair, all that remained of her crush was lost.
So she thought.
QUACK.
QUUAACK QUAAACKKK!
''.. A DUCK!?''
''BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SHAME ON YOU TEME, HAHAHA IT WORKED!'' Naruto cried out as he pissed himself laughing.
''YOU TURNED HIM INTO A FREAKING DUCKKK!?''
Kakashi fell off the tree branch he was sitting on in disbelief.
''Idiot'' he muttered.
The teme had just changed the poor Uchiha into a duck.
Poor Sasuke, he was built to put up with Lee, even Guy Sensei. But oh no, not the slightest for Naruto.
''Revenge, oh sweet revenge'' the raven-feathered Uchiha quacked as he came charging at Naruto.
''HAHAHAHA COME AT ME BRO, WAIT NO, DUCK!'' he continued, tauntingly towards the now duck Uchiha.
QUUAUACKCKKCCKAKCKK!
''OWWWWWW! MY ASSSS!'' Naruto yelped as his ass had been bit by the raging Sasuke.
''NAARUUTOO CHANGE SASUKE-KUN BACK!'' She shouted in anger.
''I don't know how to..'' he said with sympathy. Honestly, he didn't.
He didn't have a single clue.
Sasuke drooped his head, he knew changing back wouldn't be easy.
''Oh dear'' Kakashi chuckled.
''This is gonna be a big problem'' he assumed.
It was bigger, far greater than that.
That was horrid -_- I don't blame you if you don't wanna review :P but eh, I guess I'll continue the story. Thanks for reading.
