A/N I trying my hand at writing something humorous. Onwards! Oh yes! Enjoy!


His Highness' Talk show!—

Suou Tamaki at your service!

He bowed deeply.

I know most people think that I'm childish at times…

Okay okay!

Everyone believes that I'm always childish—, stop jeering at me already Hikaru! Kaoru!

Not you too Haruhi!

NOOOO!—

Hey! Wait a minute; you're not even supposed to be here!

Shoo! Go away! as he shooed them away.

Okay, now where were we?

Ah yes, everyone believes that I'm always childish but I assure you……

I'm NOT!!! (Booing at the background. Courtesy of the Hitachin twins!)

HEY! What did I tell you already!?

GET OUT!

This is my private talk show! Didn't you see the sign here?! No host club members allowed! Especially Hitachin Hikaru and Kaoru! Only Fujioka Haruhi is an exception!

Sigh, their parents didn't teach them any manners that's why they're behaving like that. Allow me to apologise on their behalf.

As I was saying, why am I not childish?

Well, there are, surprisingly, quite a number of reasons.

Firstly, a person who's childish would not look as cool as me. Strikes cool pose with the index finger and thumb sticking out, framing his beautiful face.

Secondly, a person who's childish would not be named the Host Club King! Right?! Right?!?! All the while blatantly ignoring that the title was self-proclaimed but we all remember right?

Thirdly, I'm not childish as I was anointed the Daddy of Haruhi!

"No you didn't!" wailed Haruhi's dad from home as he watches the talk show You stole that title from me!

Fourthly, a childish person would not understand the art of eating peasant food. Namely, coffee and ramen!!

Fifthly, a childish person would not be able to fall in love. He would not be mature enough to realise that he was in love, and that it's not his head or heart developing problems!

Tamaki raises both hands above his head as sparkles and hearts dot the background!

There! Have I convinced you that I'm not childish?


A/N So have I convinced you guys? Is it funny? Or really boring? It doesn't matter if you say it is boring. At least I would know to avoid writing humorous ones. So what are you waiting for? Click that button and tell me your views!