He used to have one, long ago
How he lost it, I don't know
He's shorter now, but just as sweet
A brighter bloke you'll never meet
At the time warp he's number one
Kind of square but lots of fun
Oh no! Not the book
But since it's open let's take a look
Brad and Janet were a happy pair
Until their tire lost all its air
(Richard Nixon was no crook
Watergate was just a fluke)
Frankie was a sweet transvestite
In high heels and fishnet tights
Rocky had a muscular frame
Too bad he only had half a brain
Eddie was never much of a winner
And then one night he became dinner
His slaying was a mercy killing
But Franken Furter seemed all too willing
Columbia was squeaky, Magenta was sneaky
And both of them could be quite cheeky
Dr. Scott had a science degree
And a parking permit, how lucky was he
Riff Raff seemed such a simple man
Until he formed his vindictive plan
Now Frankie, Rocky, and Columbia are dead
And the world is spinning on its head
Sweet Transsexual, land of night
Don't forget to turn out the globe light
Oh no, well there goes the power bill
Will he ever remember? No, he never will
