The Spring

By Baka Dog And The Master Pimp

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Warning: A completely bizarre plot that makes absolutely no sense. It takes place before the Avalon Journeys, probably around the time of "Double Jeopardy".

Note: Some elements of this fic was borrowed by Ramma 1/2, which is not our property. There. Glad that's out of the way.

Goliath was wandering around, looking idly at all the water that lay
around him. Suddenly, he got cracked in the head with a ball and fell into one of the springs. Thrashing about in the ice cold water for a moment, he lunged to the surface with a cry.

Sputtering, he scowled around at the world and saw Brooklyn and
Lexington at the edge of the water, staring at him. "Goliath?" Lex asked, astonished.

"Yes?" But his voice was different! It was higher, more musical.
Goliath frowned and looked down at himself. His eyes popped open.

HE WAS A GIRL!!!

Huge, voluptuous breasts bounced beneath the water and he saw that he
no longer sported a penis, that his figure had become hourglass, and he
was human. Still clothed only in his loincloth, realized he was, indeed, female.

He screamed, a high-pitched girly shriek of horror.

"Oh you poor thing," a voice crooned behind him. "You've fallen into
the Spring of Drowned Horny Teenaged Girl."

Goliath looked back at the two young gargoyles on the other side, and
he felt a tingling in his belly. Abruptly, he began to imagine how big
they were and how it would feel to have them shoved up into him. As a drop of saliva ran from the corner of his mouth and a lustful twinkle came into his eye, the two gargoyles found themselves suddenly jumped upon and molested.