This village contains small, little - and overall, tiny - children whose life spans are so amazingly long that they will, in fact, never age to the point of sexual maturity.
This village has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: all but one of them had a fairy for pretty much all of the time.
Many solutions were suggested for this one problem child, but most of these
were largely concerned with the mocking of the small green boy, which is odd because on the whole it was the small green boy that would one day come and save their asses.
And so the problem remained; most of the children were mean, and the one of them was miserable, due to even the ones who did experiment with things they shouldn't.
Many were increasingly of the opinion that the Great Deku Tree made a big
mistake with allowing the one's enterance to their society in the first place. And some said that even letting him in had been a bad move, and that the child should've never even made it there.
And then, one Thursday, nearly two years after a dying woman entrusted her child to the Deku Tree during the Great War, one girl who was actually kind to the boy suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the boy could get a fairy. This time it was nice, it would work, and no one would have to entrust their child to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to him to tell about it, a terribly stupid catastrophe occurred, and the solution was lost forever.
This is not her story.
But it is the story of that terrible stupid catastrophe and some of it's consequences.
It is also the story of the boy, a boy called The Hero of Time - not an Earth story, although published on Earth, and until the terrible catastrophe occurred, never seen or heard of in the manner about to be presented to you.
Nevertheless, a wholly remarkable story.
In fact it was probably the most remarkable story ever to come out
of the great publishing houses of Nintendo from the mind of Shigeru Myitamo.
Not only is it a wholly remarkable tale, it is also a highly
successful one - more popular than MegaMan, better selling than StarFox, and more controversial than SquareSoft's series of fantasy blockbusters: FF9, FF10 and FF11.
In many of the more relaxed civilizations of Earth, the LoZ: OoT has already supplanted Resident Evil as the standard repository of all fun and games, for though it has a lack of omissions and contains much that is concidered "uncool", or at least insanely difficult, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
First, it has swords in it; and secondly it has the words "Legend of" inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover. But the story of this terrible, stupid Thursday, the story of its extraordinary consequences, and the story of how these consequences are inextricably intertwined with this remarkable story begins very simply.
It begins with a house.
