THE WORLD'S ONLY CONSULTING DETECTIVE, AND A CHILD.

A/N: The title pretty much says it all, but this is what I think may happen, if Sherlock had a child. A hint of Sherlock/John. This idea just came to me in the middle of the day – during school might I add – because I quite enjoy playing with the idea that there's someone who Sherlock actually cares about who may be suddenly revealed. Whether this be daughter, sister, cousin ... aunt? Anyway, forgive my rant. All I will say now, is; poor kid.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SHERLOCK OR ITS AWESOME CHARACTERS. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING ... sad face :(


This was bound to go well. And by that, John meant, this was not, by any means, going to go well, by any definition of the term.

"What is … that," Sherlock said, staring in horror at the 'parcel'.

"That, Sherlock, is what we call a human. But of course, your brain must have deleted all information about that; to you it must be even less important than the solar system," John said, trying not to laugh. Sherlock shot him a glare.

"Actually Mr. Holmes, this is your daughter, Bonnie. The mother died a day ago. Goodbye," A man said before leaving the pair in their overwhelming state of confusion.

"Bonnie? What kind of a name is that?" Sherlock snorted. John sighed. Of all the reactions possible to a daughter, he chooses to ridicule her name.

"Sherlock? Mycroft? What the heck did your parents drink before they thought those up?" John retorted.

"Well, we'll just leave it here then," Sherlock says, walking away from 'it'. John sighed.

"No, we are not. She's your daughter for God's sake! Believe me, Idoubt it, but still …" He said and picked up Bonnie. It was then, that her captivating blue/green eyes caught his pure blue ones. John almost leaned back from the intensity of the gaze from what could only be a two year old. She had the same colour eyes as Sherlock did. She stared at him defiantly with a glare. Bonnie stared at John for a few more moments, then said,

"Moron," and clambered down from John's arms to sit on the table. John was amazed that she could talk, and Sherlock was smiling ever so slightly.

Little Bonnie could very well be Sherlock's daughter.


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