Disclaimer: Sadly I only own this story, or else this would have been made into a great movie.
Summary: This takes place after Underworld Evolution. Selene and Michael have been forced to go to the new world coven, in Washington, D.C. There they meet a team of Cleaners that have been sent to provide a permanent guard for the city, the Hellsing organization (I know Hellsing is in Britain, but let me have my fun with this.). For a bit of fun, the Inu Yasha groups have been dumped here too. Oh, and before I forget, Selene and Michael are Rose' and Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist. (Note: Ed has brown eyes in this story because humans in this world don't have yellow eyes and Ed is a hybrid, not a demon.)
Underworldsing
Order 1: Searching for a Haven
by Dark Dhampir
"Kogome! When are we going to find a place to sleep?" Shippo wailed. Inu Yasha just hit him on the head and told him to be quiet, causing another fight between the two stubborn canines. Kogome eventually got tired of it and yelled a powerful "Sit!" causing Inu Yasha to slam face first into the concrete. Shippo, unfortunately, was stuck under him. Sesshomaru rolled his eyes, embarrassed to be related to the half demon, and Koga just laughed.
"Sorry, Shippo," she apologized. The truth was that was a question that had everyone worried. A few hours (or 500 years ago) they had completely destroyed the sacred jewel. The bad thing was, the explosion had flung them all ("all" here being Kogome, Inu Yasha, Sango, Miroku, Sesshomaru, Koga, Rin, and Shippo) through the well and stranded them, in America (Washington, D.C. to be exact). The lucky thing was that Kogome had an A in English. The unlucky thing was. They had no money. The really unlucky thing was that even though there were no demons where (and when) they were, there were still some very dangerous things around, and unfortunately, they didn't know about them. The worst thing was . . . they were about to find out.
Kogome looked up ahead, and saw two people walking toward them: a brown-haired (with some pink bangs, eyed, and skinned teenage girl, and a short, brown-eyed, yellow-haired boy. Despite his size, she could tell from his features he was close her own age, as was the girl. "Hey there's a couple; maybe we should ask them for help." Normally asking total strangers for help (at night, in the city) is not the brightest idea, but Kogome figured that they would be safe. They did have a lot of power on their side after all. Sesshomaru and Koga grimaced, clearly not liking the idea of asking for help, but didn't verbally object.
Kogome walked up to the strange pair. "Hello, could you please tell use where we could find a cheap hotel?" she said as innocently as she could. "We were on our way home from a costume party, but our cars got either stolen or messed up, and we live in another town so we need a place to sleep for the night." This was the story they had agreed on for their strange appearances. Only Shippo and Rin thought it was believable, but they had nothing better to work with so they stuck with it. This didn't stop the others from grumbling or sweat dropping when she said it though (when they were time traveling, they all got memories from one another, like Kogome's English).
The faces of the tow dropped. "Sorry," the girl said, "We've got the same problem." Her companion nodded sadly.
Just then, he smiled and asked, "Hey, since we're all looking for the same thing, why don't we look together?"
This took Kogome by surprise. "Um, let me ask my friends," she stammered, then went back to them.
"There's something odd about those two, besides the obvious, I mean," Inu Yasha muttered. The others (minus Rin) nodded; they had sensed it too. The group debated a bit, finally deciding to go with the pair, to find out what was so odd about them if nothing else.
What they didn't know, was that the strange pair were having there own conversation at the same time, only, they didn't open their mouths. "There being followed," the girls said, telepathically.
"I know," her friend answered, "but whoever is following them is too far away for me to recognize their breed."
"Then we'll just have to stay with them until the ones following them are gone or attack," she said confidently.
"Okay," Kogome said, "we're coming with you. My name is Kogome. This is Rin, Shippo, Inu Yasha, his brother Sesshomaru, Miroku, Sango, and Koga."
"Hello, I'm Rose' and this is Edward."
"I have a question for you, Miss Rose'," Miroku said, kneeling and taking her hand. "Will you please do me the honor of bearing my children?" Sango was about to hit him with her giant boomerang when Edward hit him on the head, softly (for a hybrid, of course, to Miroku it was still very painful). Miroku found out that concrete was very hard.
"You're pretty protective of a lady for a little guy, aren't you?" Koga asked, making a very basic, but still very bad, mistake.
"HEY, WHO YOU CALLING AN ANT SO SMALL HE CAN'T BE SEEN WITHOUT A MAGNIFYING GLASS?" the only reason Koga didn't also feel the wrath of Ed's fist was the fact that Rose' had grabbed him just as he jumped to clobber the clueless demon.
Now that Ed's height sensitively had been established, the strange group began the epic quest of finding shelter . . . They made it for about four blocks before the Lycans attacked.
