Title: TARDIS Brothers

Rating: K

Summary: A description of the TARDIS, to the theme tune of Are You Being Served?

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or Are You Being Served?

Dedication: To the memory of John Inman (aka Mr Humphries)

Author's Note: Just a random idea I had to combine two of my favourite shows.

Ground floor console room
Wardrobe and living room
Dining room, kitchen
Laundry and bathroom … going up

First floor swimming pool
Rose's room and gym
Garden, spare rooms
Computer room and bins … going up

Second floor Doctor's room
Games and souvenirs
Poolroom, library
And a secret stash of beer. Going down ...

I could keep going, but it'd take a loooooong time. Anyway, I know that was really short, but I still love reviews :)