Hair: naturally blonde - blonde now
Age: too young - too old
Taste in Men: tall and quiet - dark and wild
Parents: never around - never leaving me alone
Children: none - a son
Hobbies: swimming - riding
Fears: horses - water
Place of Residence: Wyoming - Texas

They came together on paper as a widow and a waitress with nothing in common except one's late husband used to fuck the other's ex-boyfriend regular. And in truth, they had not a single thing in common.

Except for a shared affinity for what to do with each other and a cucumber. And that, as it turned out, was more than enough.