Pokemon belongs to Nintendo/GameFreak. Ed, Edd, n' Eddy belongs to Cartoon Network. I own nothing.

Author's note: I've read a lot of EEn'E crossovers here, and I've noticed that many involve the Eds teaming up with the heros of whatever 'verse they end up in. But, I always thought the Eds wern't exactly the most noble guys around (they're always trying to scam everyone else, after all). So that got me thinking: what if the Eds teamed up with villians, rather than heroes? Team Rocket seemed like the natural choice (crazy schemes, always wanting money, etc), and thus... Peach Creek Rockets born. Reviews and constructive criticism are welcome. Thank you, and enjoy the story!


Field trips. A great way to waste a school day, without actually wasting it. A chance to go somewhere cool and hang out with your friends, all in the name of education. Unfortunately, not everyone was so optimistic….

In the small town of Peach Creek, a line of kids stood at a bus stop, waiting to head out on one such field trip, to the jawbreaker factory. Three boys stood out among them: Ed, Edd (or Double D, as everyone called him), and Eddy. They were three would-be con artists always looking for cash for jawbreakers. Double D and Ed were excited, but Eddy wasn't, not one bit.

"Of all days for a field trip," the short Ed mumbled, fumbling with his wallet chain. "I was gonna set up our pizza shop scam at recess today, then this happens. I even had my brother's Armenian secret hot sauce with me!"

"Come now, Eddy; we're going to the jawbreaker factory!" Double D said, trying to cheer his short friend up. "Besides, I'd hardly call paper plates with ketchup on them pizza."

Eddy rolled his eyes. Could he help it that his parents hadn't bought any pizza crust…or the right sauce…or cheese? "Details, details…", he mumbled.

The bus pulled up a little later. Before Eddy could even take one step forward, Ed grabbed him and started dancing around, flailing poor Eddy around like a whip. "We're going on a bus, we're going on a bus, we're going on a bus!" he sang...until he let Eddy go, sending the poor kid flying through the air like a missile.

"ED, YOU IDIOT!"

*CLANG!* Eddy flew right into the bus, face first.

Kevin and Sarah laughed. "Nice shot, Lumpy!" Kevin called out. "And great idea, using another dork as ammo!"

Eddy peeled off the bus and fluttered onto the ground, like a scrap of paper. "Owch…" was all he could say. Double D was shocked. "Ed! What were you thinking?" he asked his friend.

"Absolutely nothing, Double D!" Ed replied with his usual goofy grin.

The bus's engine roared to life, catching the Eds' attention. "Oh dear, it's leaving without us!" Double D shouted, starting to run after the bus.

"MUST NOT MISS BUS!" Ed yelled, and took off after Double D.

Eddy was still ratted from the impact. He just stood still, wobbling back and forth. "Wait up…that's my waffle!" he slurred, until Ed grabbed him, again, and ran onto the bus just as it started to leave.

Once the Eds has found a seat, Double D sighed. "Not the most auspicious start, but I think this will be a field trip to remember, gentlemen."

"At least we're going to the jawbreaker factory," Eddy said, looking out the window. "Wonder if they'll give out free jawbreakers…"

Unknown to the Eds, they had quite the adventure waiting for them that day; one much more exciting—and more dangerous—than a simple field trip….