A/N: This piece of fiction is devoted solely to random ideas and oneshots of the world of Gensokyo. Also, I think I may have been half asleep when I wrote this. Please enjoy. Cookies to whomever recognizes the scenario. Hint: It's a parallel universe.

"If you were able to clone yourself, would you make out with yourself?"

"What?"

The question, posed to Reimu Hakurei and sent by Marisa Kirisame, had been met with confusion from the former.

Marisa enunciated, "I said, if you were able to clone-"

"Yes yes, I got what you said, but why would you ask a silly question like that?" Reimu responded, suspicion and dread creeping up as to why Marisa was asking something so strange.

Scratching her head sheepishly, Marisa answered embarrassed, "Ehehehe... Nitori sent over a new invention that you could use to create a perfect clone with just a lock of the person's hair... And-"

The door slams open as a cheerful voice calls out, "Marisa-Chan, I'm home!"

Reimu walks into the room while looking at an embarrassed Marisa and shocked Reimu, as she yells upon seeing her counterpart, "Why hello dear!"

The second Reimu skips over to the original, still in shock, as she hugs her before giving a kiss on the cheek.

Blushing profusely, the original Reimu pushes the second away while yelling, "Marisa, what the hell did you do!?"

Still blushing in embarrassment, Marisa responds, "I needed someone to test it out on, and we could always use another Incident resolver, right? Besides, I don't think two Spark masters would be good for Gensokyo's health, da ze~"

With her face in her right hand, Reimu turned to the clone of hers and asked, "What should I call you?"

The second Reimu brightened up and responded enthusiastically, "Just call me Reima!"

As the girl attempted to hug Reimu once again, in a sign of affection, with Reimu holding the girl back with a hand, Marisa laughed and shed a tear before saying, "Did I mention that she loves you for some reason?"

Reimu froze in shock, and turned in a whirlwind of anger to Marisa, before yelling, "Why you little no good-"

The rest of her words were cut off as Reima kissed her counterpart deeply and passionately, even as Reimu protested weakly, as she melted into the kiss.

Marisa rolled around on the ground laughing, before stumbling to the door in a fit of giggles as she closed the door on a scene of the two of them passionately making out on the floor, leaving behind a question,

"I suppose the only question now is whether it's self incest or normal lovemaking, da ze~"