Bound: So as annoying as this may seem this story will be completely poems!

Lucifelle: Don't you think you've made them suffer through enough of your crap poetry?

Bound: uh...nope!

Disclaimer: I no own

Drunken Thoughts on a Stupid Boy

Ryoko's pov:

Why do you insist on doing this

On torturing me this way

That dumb ass whore from Tokyo...

How the fuck could you let her get in the way?!

Tenchi, the things I could do for you

I have so much more to offer

'Waiter another round!'

I drink away the thought of her

Tenchi...

Ayaka's pov:

My lord, I must say

In this I agree with that monster

She's too improper for you, My Lord

I would do so much better

My head feels slightly warm from the thought

Oh the wedding would be grand

But you had to leave us for Tokyo

I finish the drink in my hand

Tenchi...

Sasami pov:

Tenchi I do wish you would come to visit

Poor Ayaka and Ryoko are so sad

And me too Tenchi...

I miss you really bad

Its getting hard to keep up with them

They drink so fast!

Aw Ryoko come on don't call me waiter

Ryo-ohki meows softly, she misses you too

Tenchi...

End

Bound: That's it, there isn't any more.

Lucifelle: snorts Thank god for the rest of us. Honestly the only your good for is a laugh. Now get working on my MoB story!

Bound: This weekend, I promise!