I really love this song. So much. I decided to write this, because it fit both of them so perfectly. I suggest you listen to the song first, but you don't have to.

The song is Schadenfreude from Avenue Q, and I don't own that or Hetalia

America was sitting in his hospital room after breaking his leg, when he fell on his face. He was alone, because everyone who came in either laughed at him, or had to leave quickly. He was bored and sad. Heroes weren't supposed to sit in bed all day! They're supposed to do hero-y things! He was expecting to just sit in bed and watch the crappy TV with crappy channels. He wasn't prepared when Prussia walked right in the room.

"Hey Prussia."

"My awesomeness is here to cheer you up!"

America dead-panned. "How do you expect to do that?"

"Like this." Prussia pulled a stereo out of who-knows-where, plugged it in, and hit play. Then, he started singing. Yeah.

"Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy." Prussia sang surprisingly happily.

America decided to play along. "I'll say."

"And when I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me," Prussia paused and smirked. "Happy~~~~!"

"Happy"? America questioned.

"Sorry, Alfie, human nature! Nothin' I can do~! It's SCHA~DENFREUDE~! Makin' me feel glad that I'm not you!" Prussia looked like he was enjoying it. A lot.

"Well, that's not very nice, Gil."

"I didn't say it was nice, but everybody does it!" Prussia smirked. "Did you ever clap when a waitress falls, and drops her tray of glasses?"

America smiled. "Yeah."

"And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters fallin' on their asses?"

"Sure!"

"And don't you feel all warm and cozy watching people out in the rain~?"

"You bet!"

"That's-" The Prussian began before America joined him in singing. "Schadenfreude~!"

"People taking pleasure in your pain!" Prussia finished.

"Schadenfreude, huh? What's that? Some kinda of Nazi word?"

"Yep! " Prussia answered. "It's German for 'Happiness at the misfortune of others!"

"Happiness at the misfortune of others," America repeated. "That is German!" He wanted to sing too. "Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken!"

Prussian smiled. "Kesese! Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his d*** in!"

"Being on an elevator when someone shouts, 'hold the door!'"

Both start singing together again, sounding pretty good. "No! Schadenfreude!"

"Kesese. F*** you, lady! That's what stairs are for!"

"Ooh! How about straight A students getting Bs!"

"Exes getting STDs!"

"Waking doormen from their naps!"

"Watching tourists reading maps!"

"Football players getting tackled!"

"CEOs getting shackled!"

"Watching actors never reach-"

"The ending of their Oscar speech! Prussia finished with him.

They both starting singing together, "Schadenfreude! Schadenfreude! Schadenfreude! Schadenfreude!"

Prussian walked over to America's bed and put his arm around his shoulders. "The world needs people like you and me, who've been knocked around by fate~! Because when people see us, they don't wanna be us. And that makes them feel great~!"

"We provide a vital service to society!"

"You and me! Schadenfreude! Making the world a better place- Making the world a better place- Making the world a better place~~~! To be~~~!" They sang together.

"S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E! Kesesesesese~!" Prussia sang before stopping the cd.

"That was fun, Prussia!"

"That was my awesomeness at work. I bid you, my good man, Schadenfreude!" Prussia said before taking the stereo and left.

England peeked his head in the room when Prussian was gone. "What the bloody hell was that?"

"Schadenfreude!"

"I get that, but why were you singing?"

"Because it's fun!"

"Well, you woke up everyone in the hospital. They started clapping when you were finished."

"Really? Dude, that is so sweet!"

"I thought you would say that…"