Disc: I do not own KHR.

Warn: Failed humor.


Summary: In which Tsunayoshi Sawada asked a rhetorical question to his spartan tutor.

Rated: K+


"So, what you're trying to say is; I'm not legal enough to lead the whole mafia famiglia until I'm what? 21 years old?" the 14 years-old Tsunayoshi Sawada asked rhetorically.

A gun's safety was clicked. "Do you want me to repeat it again, Dame-Tsuna?" a rhetorical question from the baby hit-man, as he cocked the glock 19 on his hand. Aiming it on the boy's forehead.

"O-of course not, Reborn…" he stuttered, looking away from the glock with a sweat dropped from his face. "I-I'm just curious about it anyway…"

BAM

And Reborn knocked his student from his bed with the Leon mallet.

"O-ouch…" "Put your back straight, Dame-Tsuna. No Vongola mafia boss is going to stutter under my watch."

"R-right…" Tsunayoshi sat up straight, rubbing the strained part on the back of his head gently. "But, I was wondering. If I'm not legal enough to inherit the whole Vongola famiglia, why did Vongola Nono make the inheritance ceremony in the first place, anyway?"

Reborn smirked, "so you are relieved, that you're the one to be chosen as the Vongola Decimo, Dame-Tsuna?" Another rhetorical question from him.

Tsunayoshi's eyes widen.

"Of course not! I'm just curious, okay?!"

BAM

Another hit from the mallet.

"Don't talk back and shout at me, Dame-Tsuna. Or face the consequences." He tilted his fedora. A smirk still retain on his face. Leaving the boy on the floor, while making his way out of the room; to get a cup of espresso in the kitchen.

And thus ended the said boy in pain from the hard blow and unconscious until the next day. Which made him late to school and got "bitten to death" by a certain skylark.

I pity you, future Vongola Decimo.

END


AN: Well, that was odd

I hope I didn't made them a bit ooc, tho.

A random short one-shot as my first KHR fanfic. I hope this failed fanfic wont clobber your eyes because of the lack of grammar and typos.

Anyway, any feedbacks would be nice, thank you. :)


[Edited: 24.07.2013] Added the summary, rating and corrected a word.