Dear Gram.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but this letter

AN: When my friend read this she burst into flames, she was so mad at me and she told me 'Oh my god- YOU KILLED NEVILLE!' And she went on the rest of the day with it and then it went to the rest of the week and then the rest of the month. But she was a good friend and said that I should put it on fanfiction.net. I still don't know if she liked it, more then she hated it. And if you do intend of Reviewing this story (which you will LOL) please, no flames (they scare me LOL)

Dear Gram,

Gram you said it was normal to get a girlfriend when I was sixteen on age

But I guess I never got to that stage

For now I am sixteen going on seventeen and I never had a date

Oh right now I am wishing for a mate

When school was in I was the stupid dorkey guy who people call "Hey you kid" all over over again

Seven whole years of the torture and suffer, and I never had a girlfriend

That's just lame Gram, you told me not to swear but swear I will

Shit I hate you Gram you think I'm a kid, man I can't chill

You bitch, you treat me like I'm friggin' three

I'm angry and mad, Gram you totally lied to me

You lied and said my parents were still alive

But you lied, those weren't my real parents in the mental hospital, because my real parents died!

And when my uncle dropped me out the window and treated me like a pile of shit,

Gram, you just laughed and said he was treating me perfectly fine you little ass hole git!

When you get this letter Gram I don't care how much you cry and weep

For I cried a pool of tears because I was all alone because I am considered a geek!

Gram, you didn't care how I felt, only what I did

If I got in trouble, you'd mend it up in a second for me

But life isn't that way anymore Gram, it had to end six years ago you see!

I'm not a big boy like I was last shitty summer

I'm a man Gram and to bad for you, but I feel no pity but I know it's a bummer!

And when I get home from school on holiday,

I'll pack my things and leave forever from you and go to Madagascar or somewhere over that way

I can't stand you anymore in my mind you're a just a slut who is being forgotten

And don't you worry about Treavor anymore, I took Hagrid's cross bow and shot him!

And now it is time for the five words you dread to hear

Those five little words that tingle with fear in your ear

And I'll say em nice and slow because I don't want you to read this and be to much of a chore-

I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE!

See Gram wasn't that bad at all

But really, I wish I were there to see you read this letter so I could see you fall

Fall on your knees and see you cry

But all I would do is point and laugh cause I'm not that shy

But for seventeen years the real Neville was hidden

And you made that chipper little guy in me stay hidden all inside and my dangerous thoughts would stay in there being forbidden

It was you who held me back

Who held me back from growing up and meeting friends like that kid who moved on our street named Jack!

Yeah I remember that, I'm not a big fat dumbass

But you are Gram, but don't worry Gram, I know that feeling of anger confusion and sadness will pass

And oh yes, I have experienced that feeling a lot

And you were the one who was the cause for why my stomach was in a knot

I am so fed up with your shit Gram

I swear one day some muggle with a gun will be annoyed with you and kill you Gram

Can't get this picture in your head Gram?

Oh well! I won't tell you! Because shit I hate you man!

And now I will end this letter I was planning to write to you for so long

And now is it sent I fell so much better, and I fell like a belong

And I'm not kidding about this Gram, I'm just not tense

Because now I feel free that I am on the other side of the fence

So get over me

And I'll let you be

And you will see that I am right and you are wrong

So ah ha you bitch that it, it's over it's the end of my stupid rap slash song

I hate you and I always will for the rest of my life,

Neville

P.S. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Please Review and Thank you please no flames! (like I said they scare me) MWAHAHAHAHAHA I KILLED NEVILLE! No, just kidding!