They guys I'm going to do a parody of Ranma, it's not going to be anything like the characters in the show. So that means Ryoga isn't the eternal lost boy always or P-chan. Ranma doesn't turn into a girl when splash with cold water.


In a small little cafe call 'Cat Cafe' one boy with black hair and blue eyes, was sitting a booth their with a girl with brown hair and light green eyes, she had tears in her eyes from crying.

"It's over Mary. We are over, so see you around " The boy said to the girl known as Mary. He got up from the booth with a smirk in his face. He walk outside to meet his too best friends, Ryoga Hibiki and Levi Harune.

Ryoga Hibiki has hazel eyes and black hair. He sometimes tends to get lost when he is trying to go somewhere. Without getting lost he is just an average bad boy, he is nice to his best friends and family.

Levi Harune has brown hair and red streaks in his hair and have reddish orange eyes and a line of red in them. He doesn't like to listen to what people tell him to do, he does what he wants. He lives all alone because he ran away from home, he trusts his best friends with everything. He is also a bad boy with his best friends.

The last boy name is Ranma Saotome, he also a bad boy. He ignorant most of the times. He is the biggest playa in Furinkan High School. Most girls there want to go out with him and his best friends. Boys want to be them, so they can impress the girls.

"Pay up boys. You gave me a easy girl to break her heart." Ranma said with a smirk dancing on his face. He hold out his hand for his payment from his best friends. "I want your motorcycle Levi and I want your car keys Ryoga!" He said and his friends gave him a horrific look. They were about to say something but he beats them to it. "No but boys, I bet is a bet so can it over now." This made them growl and hand it over slowly.

"You better keep Lucy safe got that!" Levi told him, as he looks at his motorcycle. "I'm going to get you back baby!" He declares and points his motorcycle. "Next bet I'm not going to lose, I promise!" He puts on his black sunglasses on. 'I wonder what will be my next bet?'

'I'm going to die by my family! What will I tell them about my car, they going to flip when I don't come home with it.' Ryoga thought with a blank expression on his face because he doesn't know how will his family will react. "Ranma can I get my car keys back?" He asked but instead of getting his keys back, he get laughed in his face by his two best friends.

"No you can't man!" He answered.


In a library at the other end of the town, three girls were there studying. There names are Akane Tendo, Scarlett Saotome and Hikaru Hiro. They are best friends and they are the smartest in Furinkan High School, which makes the school nerds but they don't care.

Akane Tendo has short black hair, blue highlights in them and brown eyes. She calm, nice, worst cook in history that's what her best friends and family says.

Scarlett Saotome has long scarlet red hair and blue eyes. She is sweet and nice to everyone, unless it someone get on her bad side.

Hikaru Hiro has light blue hair and purple eyes. She doesn't take crap from people, she likes to help her friends and family when they need it.

"Scarlett-chan and Hikaru-chan let's go get ice cream. We been studying about all day." Akane announced as she closed her books and text books.

She and her best friends are in the back of the library, where there are a few book shelves, computers and bean bag chair. The library walls are green and blue, there is gray carpet on the floor.

"I can go for ice cream, I guess!" Hikaru said and close her books and text books and stand up to stretch. Scarlett closes hers as well start thinking about her answer. "How about you Scarlett-chan?" The two girl who decided on getting ice cream looks at the red head eaeagerly for an answer.

'Ummm... We have a test tomorrow but ice cream do sound good!' The red head said in her mind. She look at her two friends before grinning at them. "What are we waiting for?" She asked as she quickly shoves her stuff in her bag. Her two friends does the same as her.


At the ice cream parlor, the walls are blue, white and pink all around with ice cream stickers on the wall. Ranma, Ryoga and Levi are there thinking who would be there next victims. As they look around they see Akane, Scarlett and Hikaru.

"I think we just found them boys!" Levi said with a smirk on his face.


End of chapter One!