The love of a dragon-sexual by eleanor raymond?

The dragon was actually a transsexual so it transpired and then brad found out and riff raff came along and then the dragon-sexual said 'hi, how are you?' and then they said 'fine' and then the other one said 'thanks for asking' and then father keiron came and said 'bless you my child' and also 'Jesus loves you' and then john Paul cried and frank said 'thanks but no thanks, I don't believe in god' and kiedron said 'the lord with smite ye' and then he exploded into a million god shaped pieces. 'oh well' said john Paul, I'm a slut and I preferred chinny any way. Omg said Janet who had just walked in. then the ate some Jaffa cakes and burst into the time walk AGAIN then venues walked in and pointed at frank and went 'bloody hell is that a man or a theme from the go-between' ahhahaha they chortled and fr5olicked into the sunset

the end oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo graham Norton for life