A/N: Hi, gang! This is based on an idea I got a long time ago! I hope you enjoy it! Sing to the tune of the BeeGees 'Stayin' Alive'. I don't own the song, and I think it to be a dreadful shame that Maurice Gibb has passed away. I hope none of this is an insult to his memory.

Anyway...

Don't you guys ever wonder why the Hood never dies? Well, I don't know either! Just thought I'd write this on how everyone feels!

Anyway, here we go...

Stayin' Alive

The Hood is wry, the Hood is sly

The Hood is just an evil guy

He's got a voice like a whiplash

And he wants to expose IR for cash

Things are bad

Things are rough

Cause the Hood is acting tough

He wants dough

And even though

At the moment, Thunderbirds are go

Whether he's in disguise

Or whether he turns on his eyes

He's stayin' alive

Stayin' alive

News of him is breaking

And everyone is shaking

Cause he's stayin' alive

Stayin' alive

Ahahahah

Stayin' alive

Stayin' alive

Ahahahah

Stayin' alive!

With evil eyes and no trace of hair

Hood causes mayhem everywhere

He crashes his car off over cliff by cliff

And in water manages to stay adrift

This can't be right

This cannot be

The Hood can't be reality

But no, wait, it's true

He leaves several clues

Watch out, Tracys

He's after you!

Whenever he looks demised

We think he's floated to the sky

But he's stayin' alive

Stayin' alive

News of him is breaking

And all of IR's shaking

Cause he's stayin' alive

Stayin' alive

Ahahahah

Stayin' alive

Stayin' alive

Ahahahah

Stayin' alive!

We can't get him to hush

Somebody help us

Somebody help poor us!

Can't get him to hush

Somebody help us yeah

He's stayin' alive!

(Repeat first verse and chorus)

Can't get him to hush

Somebody help us

Somebody help poor us

Can't get him to hush

Somebody help us!

He's stayin' alive!

Can't get him to hush

Somebody help us

Somebody help poor us!

Stayin' alive!

(Repeat several times to fade)