A/N: Hi, gang! This is based on an idea I got a long time ago! I hope you
enjoy it! Sing to the tune of the BeeGees 'Stayin' Alive'. I don't own the
song, and I think it to be a dreadful shame that Maurice Gibb has passed
away. I hope none of this is an insult to his memory.
Anyway...
Don't you guys ever wonder why the Hood never dies? Well, I don't know either! Just thought I'd write this on how everyone feels!
Anyway, here we go...
Stayin' Alive
The Hood is wry, the Hood is sly
The Hood is just an evil guy
He's got a voice like a whiplash
And he wants to expose IR for cash
Things are bad
Things are rough
Cause the Hood is acting tough
He wants dough
And even though
At the moment, Thunderbirds are go
Whether he's in disguise
Or whether he turns on his eyes
He's stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
News of him is breaking
And everyone is shaking
Cause he's stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
Ahahahah
Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
Ahahahah
Stayin' alive!
With evil eyes and no trace of hair
Hood causes mayhem everywhere
He crashes his car off over cliff by cliff
And in water manages to stay adrift
This can't be right
This cannot be
The Hood can't be reality
But no, wait, it's true
He leaves several clues
Watch out, Tracys
He's after you!
Whenever he looks demised
We think he's floated to the sky
But he's stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
News of him is breaking
And all of IR's shaking
Cause he's stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
Ahahahah
Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
Ahahahah
Stayin' alive!
We can't get him to hush
Somebody help us
Somebody help poor us!
Can't get him to hush
Somebody help us yeah
He's stayin' alive!
(Repeat first verse and chorus)
Can't get him to hush
Somebody help us
Somebody help poor us
Can't get him to hush
Somebody help us!
He's stayin' alive!
Can't get him to hush
Somebody help us
Somebody help poor us!
Stayin' alive!
(Repeat several times to fade)
Anyway...
Don't you guys ever wonder why the Hood never dies? Well, I don't know either! Just thought I'd write this on how everyone feels!
Anyway, here we go...
Stayin' Alive
The Hood is wry, the Hood is sly
The Hood is just an evil guy
He's got a voice like a whiplash
And he wants to expose IR for cash
Things are bad
Things are rough
Cause the Hood is acting tough
He wants dough
And even though
At the moment, Thunderbirds are go
Whether he's in disguise
Or whether he turns on his eyes
He's stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
News of him is breaking
And everyone is shaking
Cause he's stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
Ahahahah
Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
Ahahahah
Stayin' alive!
With evil eyes and no trace of hair
Hood causes mayhem everywhere
He crashes his car off over cliff by cliff
And in water manages to stay adrift
This can't be right
This cannot be
The Hood can't be reality
But no, wait, it's true
He leaves several clues
Watch out, Tracys
He's after you!
Whenever he looks demised
We think he's floated to the sky
But he's stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
News of him is breaking
And all of IR's shaking
Cause he's stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
Ahahahah
Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
Ahahahah
Stayin' alive!
We can't get him to hush
Somebody help us
Somebody help poor us!
Can't get him to hush
Somebody help us yeah
He's stayin' alive!
(Repeat first verse and chorus)
Can't get him to hush
Somebody help us
Somebody help poor us
Can't get him to hush
Somebody help us!
He's stayin' alive!
Can't get him to hush
Somebody help us
Somebody help poor us!
Stayin' alive!
(Repeat several times to fade)
