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A Unforgettable Trip

By waterrain


"We are lost." Matthew said to his twin. "We are lost, Alfred."

"No." Alfred stated firmly and he held his head up high.

"Yes." Matthew commented calmly as he looked at him in the eyes.

"No." Alfred informed him causally and rolled his blue eyes. "Seriously, We are not lost."

"Yes." Matthew told him in an irritated tone for his brother is being stubborn.

"Nope. We are not lost since you and I are in the same place together. So we are not lost at all. I'm me and you are you. So we are not lost." Alfred stated calmly and he grinned widely at his twin. "Do you understand?"

"That doesn't make any sense, Alfred. We are lost and you are in denial of it." Matthew said in a monotone voice and he rubbed his forehead. "We are going in circles."

"I have a map." Alfred stated cheerfully as he showed his twin and ignored the annoyed expression.

"It is a map of France not Germany." Matthew commented flatly as he looked at the map and sighed heavily for his twin brought the wrong map.

"So what about it, Mattie? Germany and France are really similar." Alfred said carelessly to him.

"How?" Matthew asked calmly and his arms were crossed.

"They are both smaller than the United States Of America." Alfred informed him and he grinned widely at his twin. "Seriously they are smaller than the USA."

"Your point?" Matthew asked causally and his head tilted to the side.

"Well they are tiny and stuff." Alfred replied cheerfully and he smiled brightly at his twin.

"Germany and France are smaller, but the locations and everything else are really different." Matthew informed him and he knew Alfred was going to be a pain.

"How do you know? You have not been to France." Alfred stated firmly and he puffed out his cheeks in annoyance.

"You have not been to France either. However I do have a Pen-Pal." Matthew commented dryly as he looked at him and shook his head. "Why did you pick Germany? Why did you drag me along?"

"I picked Germany because I love their flag, National song, and fairy tales. Plus I love the name of this Nation and its fun to say Germany in German. It makes me smile a lot." Alfred said calmly and he grinned at Matthew.

"Yet you can't find Germany on a World map. You can only find the United States Of America and Canada on an unlabeled World map." Matthew said quietly and he shook his head.

"So what? I know the capital of Germany is Berlin. Anyway, I chose you because our parents said that they would refuse to pay for it if I went alone. Something about me getting lost or killed or put in jail or somehow ending up a prostitute if I went to Germany alone. Pretty funny, right? So think of this trip as a huge gradation present from mom and dad since I picked you, Mattie." Alfred informed his twin and he tilted his head. "It was either picking you or our cousin Arthur. I would pick anyone over Arthur because he is a killer of fun."

Matthew looked at his twin, sighed softly, and rubbed his forehead. Alfred was smiling brightly and humming cheerful.

"Isn't this so much fun, Mattie?"

"It is not fun being lost."

"We are together so we are not lost, Mattie."

"Why did you have to pick Germany? Why not France?"

"I didn't like the sound of frog legs. It sounds gross and the name makes me feel sick."

"Unbelievable. You didn't want to go to France just because of one food item? You should be ashamed of yourself, Alfred. French food is not limited to frog legs."

"Plus I picked Germany because you do not know how to speak German, Mattie. Although you are really good at speaking French. So France was a no go since you can speak French and you have a Pen-Pal there too."

"You only know a few words despite taking three years of German. I have no idea how you even passed the class."

"It's not like I charmed my way through the class." Alfred commented innocently and he looked away from his twin. "I totally didn't use my heroic charms on my classmates or anything like that at all. Do you believe me? My dear beloved twin that is not as heroic as me?"

"I don't believe you, Alfred. Only an idiot would believe you." Matthew stated honestly and he looked up at the sky. "It is going to rain soon."

"Anyway, I'll ask someone here for directions and stuff. If worse goes to worse then we could dance in the awesome rain, laugh as if we are insane, and maybe we could get some help." Alfred informed his twin. Matthew sighed softly and he has a feeling that this trip to Germany was a bad idea.

"Hey, Mattie."

"Yes."

"Does Germany have any police officers? Do they arrest people that are wandering around? Are there fashion police in Germany? Do you think I'll get arrest for asking where a hotel is located? Is it possible to be arrested in Germany?" Alfred asked curiously and he blinked his eyes in confusion. Matthew started crying softly onto his hands, he didn't bother answering Alfred, and to be honest he wanted to be back home right now instead of being lost with his brother that claims 'We are not lost'.

"Anyway, I'll go ask some people." Alfred commented calmly and he received a sob from his twin. "I'll try to locate some food since I think you are hungry, Mattie."

Matthew sat down on a bench, he took a deep breath, and took out his cell phone to call up his French Pen-Pal. Alfred was looking around and wondering which person to ask for directions.


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