Ranma's Sister

Chapter 1

Ryigi's P.O.V

"…and so now I need to buy myself a road roller." I told my best friend in the world, Ranki. Ranki turned in her airplane chair to face me and gave me a blank stare.

"I'm sorry Ryigi, I wasn't listening." She said. I sighed and replied,

"You never do." She gave me a sheepish smile.

"I heard some of it… something about an orange and a road roller."

"Almost everything I tell you involves an orange and a road roller. Don't act smart." I scolded. She just shrugged and went back to eating the airplane food. Or what I like to call, food from hell that has been in the dumpster.

You're probably wondering why we're on a plane right now. Well it's simple really. Ranki used to live with her grandfather but he just died recently and so now she is going to move in with her parents and brother. She said I can come too as long as I don't blow anything up.

We're using a plane because her family lives in Japan. She also told me that the last time she saw her brother was 5 years ago… and their twins so that's gotta sting.

"You're flight will be landing in 10 minutes, thank you for riding blah blah blah." I tuned the rest out once I heard how long it will take before we land. That's all I care about anyways; I don't even know the name of the airline.

"So tell me, what's your family like?"I asked Ranki. She just gave me another blank stare and blinked her blue eyes.

"I told you I haven't seen them in 5 years." She replied.

"You don't remember anything?" She looked at the airplane ceiling and put her finger to her chin.

"Well, I think I remember what my brother looks like… black hair I think… and the same blue eyes as me." She said after a minute.

"Wait, your twins… why does he have black hair and you have red hair?" I asked from puzzlement. She shrugged again and said,

"Ask my parents, not me." Sigh, sarcastic as ever. I fixed my black and yellow checkered head band and brushed my fingers through my long black hair to make myself presentable. Ranki said that her brother and father are gonna meet us at the airport once our flight has landed. They didn't say anything about her mother though… I wonder if she's sick or something.

Exactly 10 minutes later, the plane landed and it was time to get out of this hell hole… ahem sorry… airplane. I grabbed my suitcase from above in one of those cabinets and ran out of plane with Ranki right behind me.

We did the whole metal detector business and now we're looking for Ranki's brother and father. She said they were gonna hold a sign with her name on it or something so we can point them out.

We looked for about 3 minutes until I saw an old man with a blue bandana and circular glasses holding a sign that said, 'Welcome home Ranki!'. Next to him was a boy our age with black hair tied in a braided pigtail like Ranki's.

"Is that them, Ranki?" I asked her as she was trying to look for them but in the other direction.

"Huh? Oh… Yea it is!" She smiled and ran towards them with me trying to catch up.

"RANKI SLOW DOWN! YOU KNOW I'M LAZY AND I HATE RUNNING!" I screamed which caused a lot of people to stare. "Damn it." I muttered under my breath. I finally caught up to Ranki and her family out of breath.

"Ryigi… why are you out of breath?" She asked as she just finished hugging her brother and turned to me.

"You… left…me!" I said while trying not to have a heart attack. "You know… how I easily…get lost." I said with a bit more breath back. It's true though, I easily get lost, if you put me in a room with one door, I'll still get lost… you know… if it was ever possible.

"Oh yeah, sorry!" She grinned sheepishly and rubbed the back of her neck. I sighed and let her get away with it… for now.

"Anyways, dad, brother, this is my crazy best friend, Ryigi. Ryigi, meet my brother, Ranma, and my father, Genma." Ranki introduced us and we all shook hands saying little 'hi's' and what not.

After a bit of talking, we decided to go to the new house we would be living in. They told us that they lived with other people because apparently Ranma is in an arranged marriage and has to live with his fiancé… ha sucks for him.

We decided to take a cab since Ranma and Genma over heard me screaming about my laziness and decided to be nice and not let me walk. I love them already.

We arrived at our new house about 14 minutes later and I learned that they own… a dojo. AWESOME! Now I can finally learn martial arts like I always wanted to. I mean don't get me wrong, I already know martial arts, but I need to get better.

We got out the cap, paid the poor old guy that has a suck ass job, and headed towards the front door.

Ranma opened the door and announced, "Everyone! My twin sister and her best friend have arrived!" We really didn't get a reply except a 'GET BACK HERE YOU PERVERT!' an 'Oh my.' And finally, a 'Where's my camera?' all in different voices. I saw an anger vein pop on Ranma's forehead and he tried again.

"EVERYONE, OUR NEW GUESTS ARE HERE… ONE OF THEM HAPPENS TO BE MY SISTER!" That's when we heard a bunch of feet coming our way and five people appeared in front of us. One was a guy with long black hair and a mustache to match (lucky), standing behind him were three girls.

One had a motherly look, she had an apron and her long brown hair was in a low ponytail that was resting on her right shoulder held with a pink ribbon.

The next tallest one had chestnut brown hair with bangs and her hair kinda got higher in the back, for some reason she had a smug look on her face… like she knew something that I didn't.

Finally a girl that looked normal and our age was there. She had short… blue hair? Anyways, she was wearing a karate outfit and was currently out of breath.

"No offense Ranma…but what's that thing?" I asked while pointing to the last thing that came into the room. It was short and wrinkly, but I'm not sure if it's a person…it has eyes so I guess it's something that lives… but the eyes are too big for a normal person.

Ranma just laughed and said, "That's Happosai, he's a pervert so stay away from… he'll touch anything with breasts." I said 'ah' and nodded my head like it was a normal everyday thing to hear.

"Ranma! I'm insulted, calling me such false names in front of our lovely guests." Happosai stated…while…groping me. I punched him in the head causing him to fall to the ground and said,

"Don't worry, there's more to come from me than just insults… more like beatings. Keep your wrinkly, tiny, grummy hands off of me!" Ranma patted my shoulder.

"You'll fit right in!" He said with a smile. "Anyways, let's meet the rest of the family." He mentioned to the others who have yet to be named. "This is Mr. Tendo, the father of these three girls. The oldest one who takes care of the house is Kasumi. The middle one who blackmails you every chance she gets is Nabiki and the macho tomboy who I unfortunately have to marry or a.k.a the youngest one is Akane." A vein popped onto Akane's head when she heard his point of view on her.

"At least I'm not a pervert; anyone would be a tomboy rather than a pervert." She said while crossing her arms.

"Whoever said I was a pervert?" He questioned while narrowing his eyes.

"All the people who see you getting hugged by other girls." She said rather calmly with her eyes closed.

"Well it isn't natural for girls to hit cinder blocks and act all macho… then again you don't need to act." Ranma said. That's when Akane lost it and apparently she is the Magic Man because she randomly pulled out a giant mallet and hit him through the roof… literally.

"I give that a 9.5. Good job." I praised as I smiled at her. She smiled back at me.

"Anyways, my name is Ranki Saotome, Ranma's twin sister. This is Ryigi, my best friend who has weird obsessions." Ranki said.

"Oh, Ranma never said you're his twin sister, he just said sister." Kasumi said.

"I knew he wouldn't." Ranki sighed. After the introductions were done, we went into the living room for some tea to relax; Kasumi's idea. Later, a random girl mumbling curses under her breath came in while she was twisting her red headed braid to get the water out.

I almost dropped my cup of tea from shock because this girl looked exactly like Ranki! Red hair, blue eyes and even the same breast size! Sorry, but Ranki has huge breast and it's hard to compete so this is really shocking. By the way, for all you perverts out there, my breast are only a little bit smaller than Ranki's, at first glance you'd think it's the same size but if you measure, mine are smaller.

Anyways, back to the Ranki clone.

"Uh..." I stuttered. The Ranki clone looked up and saw me and Ranki staring at her in confusion. She snapped her fingers and said,

"That's right I forgot!" What? "Sorry, I forgot to tell you guys but I'm Ranma… weather you believe or not, it's true. I'll explain after I get some hot water." I just stared blankly at this Ranma poser. I shrugged and went back to drinking my tea like nothing happened.

"Well, you're taking it well." I heard female Ranma say. It would explain why Ranma and Ranki look alike now because they're twins… maybe that's why Ranki has red hair instead of black.

"Well to me it actually explains a lot, I was wondering why Ranki had red hair and not black hair, but you being female… it explains it I guess… kinda." I said. Kasumi offered to get the hot water and came back with a golden kettle… ok not real gold but it looked like it. Ranma/Ranki poured the water on him/her self and immediately turned into a guy… or male Ranma to be more specific. That's when it hit me.

"You fell in Jusenkyo didn't you?" I asked while looking at the table as if I was talking to it… honestly I was just trying to add more effect. I saw Ranma look at me amazed and confused at the same time out of the corner of my eye.

"Yea… how did you know?" He asked. I looked up at him with a surprised expression… again to add more effect.

"No reason… I'll tell you later." I said looking back at the table, pretending to look sad and remembering bad things… this is fun. This just caused Ranki to look at me with an annoyed expression.

"Stop acting all dramatic, will you?" She said. I lost it right there, I busted out laughing.

"I'm sorry for acting all gloomy, I couldn't help myself, I was just trying to add some effect." I said after I stopped laughing. Everyone sweat dropped. "Anyways, the real reason how I know you fell into Jusenkyo is because Ranki and I are cursed as well. I actually have two curses but one is from Jusenkyo." Ranma and everyone else looked surprised.

"So… you both fell into Jusenkyo also? What curse did you get?" Ranma asked. I just smiled and replied,

"The little black piglet. Ranki changes into man." I said the last part while giggling which caused Ranki to hit me on the head.

Nabiki and Ranma looked at me surprised like it was a horrible thing or something. The rest looked curious and as for Ranki… she was bored… she already knew about all of this.

"So what's your other curse?" Akane asked.

"I have a really, really bad since of direction." I admitted. Another surprised look but it came from everyone this time. Again, Ranki looked bored as shit. "What's with the surprised faces?" I asked.

"You just remind us of someone we know… you share a lot of common with him." Ranma said as he was the first one to get out of his shocked state.

"Him?" I repeated. Right when I was about to ask who this 'him' was, I heard someone scream,

"RANMA SAOTOME! PREPARE TO DIE!" … WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S MY LINE! NO ONE STEALS MY LINE! For those of you who don't know (which is probably all of you) I always scream that at Ranki whenever I'm mad at her or if she stole something form me. Except… you know… I replace Ranma with Ranki.

Ranki immediately covered her head as a reflex as a random boy who was our age came through the door. He had short black hair tied with a black and yellow checkered bandana, brown eyes, fangs, and he was carrying a giant beige back pack with a red bamboo umbrella strapped to it. He was wearing a yellow Chinese shirt with dark green pants and black slip-ons… similar to what I'm wearing. So to sum that all up… HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME!

He stopped glaring at Ranma when he noticed that there were actually people trying to enjoy tea sitting around him.

"Oh, hello everyone." He said like he didn't barge into this house at all. I glared at him, stood up and said,

"What makes you think you can come barging into this house and scream my battle call? I wouldn't mind if you screamed something like, 'GIVE ME SOME APPLESAUE!' or, 'I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST WEEK!' no matter how stalkerish that sounds, but noooo you just had to use my battle call! Or the least you could have done was come in and not say anything at all!" I finished my rant, sat down, and drank my tea like nothing happened.There was an awkward silence as everyone stared at me blankly and I started to feel like what I did was against the law.

"Wait… WHO SAID THAT WAS YOU'RE BATTLE CALL? I SAY THAT EVERYDAY WHEN EVER I SEE RANMA!" The male me screamed. I glared again and said,

"I SAID IT WAS MY BATTLE CALL BECAUSE I MADE IT UP. I SCREAM IT TO THIS CHICK RIGHT HERE EVERYDAY WHEN SHE MAKES ME ANGRY!" I pointed to Ranki when I said; 'this chick' and she just looked really uncomfortable that all of the attention was on her now.

"It's true, she always screams, 'RANKI SAOTOME! PREPARE TO DIE!' and then tries to drive her road roller over me." Ranki exclaimed. The boy just looked at Ranki from Ranma and then back to Ranki… then back to Ranma.

"Ranma… care to explain." He said while glaring at him.

"HI RYOGA!" Ranma said as if nothing had happened. The kid's name is Ryoga?

"RANMA!" Ryoga warned.

"Ok fine. Ryoga this is my twin sister, Ranki. This is her best friend Ryigi. They came to live with us from America." Ranma explained. Ryoga just looked baffled.

"You never said you have a twin sister!" Ryoga said while pointing an accused finger at Ranma.

"You never asked." Ooh, good one. "Anyways, Ranki, Ryigi, this is my best friend since junior high, Ryoga!"

"If he's your best friend then why is he trying to kill you?" Ranki asked.

"Well, he's the closest thing I got to a best friend. Everyone else I know either wants to kill me or marry me and Ryoga may wanna kill me but I know he has a soft spot somewhere in there." He said while poking Ryoga in his cheek. Ryoga started growling, which showed his fangs.

I unconsciously moved my hand up to my mouth and poked one of my fangs with my thumb. A couple seconds later, I accidently poked to hard and started to draw blood from my thumb.

"OW!" I exclaimed while holding my thumb. Everyone turned to look at me and I looked down in embarrassment. I held up my thumb to Ranki so she could see it.

"You poked your fangs to hard again didn't you?" Ranki sighed when I nodded. "You do realize that they're sharp and can easily rip through you right?" She asked. I just gave her a cheeky smile to show off my fangs.

"Ok, its scary how much you two have in common." Ranma said while standing up.

"What do you mean?" Ryoga and I asked at the same time and stared and Ranma innocently/curiously.

"Well the fact that you just talked at the same time, you both have a really bad since of direction, you have a love for small black piggies," Ranma smirked at Ryoga who glared in return. "You both have fangs, and you both wear black and yellow checkered head gear." There was an awkward silence coming from everyone while they stared at us, as if waiting for an explanation.

"So, that doesn't mean anything." We said which caused us to glare at each other.

"He's a poser. That's a difference." I stated. Ryoga glared at me but I paid no mind.

"Guys… follow me to the bathroom." Ranma said while signaling us to follow him.

"Ranma, we don't want to watch you pee." I said flatly. Ranma sighed and said,

"No, I want to show you something."

"I don't think we want to see that either." Ryoga said. Ranma was now getting angry and he just grabbed our hands and led us upstairs. We walked into the bathroom and he made us sit against the door. I watched as he got a bucket and started to fill it with water. I felt panic rise inside me as he advanced towards us with the water.

"Ranma, what are you doing?" Ryoga and I both asked. Ranma just smirked and said,

"Calm down, everything will be ok."

"YOU'RE NOT MY THERAPIST! MY THERAPIST GIVES ME ORANGES TO CALM ME DOWN!" I screamed so loud that I'm sure the people downstairs heard me. Ryoga and Ranma just stared at me like I was crazy… which I probably am. Then, without warning, Ranma threw the bucket of water at me… and only me.

"Bweee!" I squealed in anger as my pig form took over. I was trying my best to scream, 'WHAT THE HELL RANMA?' but it was actually quite difficult.

I looked at Ranma to see him with a smug look on his face. Remind me to kill him later…please. What's wrong with him? He just showed some stranger my curse! Speaking of which, I looked at Ryoga and saw him staring at me with wide eyes… yep, it freaked him out.

I glared at Ranma and jumped on him with my awesome pigness. I started chewing on his head and kicking him in the face with my hooves. Ranma was just standing there like nothing is happening.

Ranma reached up and grabbed me, placed me on the ground and said, "I'm used to that." I looked at him confusingly before he walked over to refill the bucket with cold water, walked back to us, and emptied out the bucket… on Ryoga. I worry for his sanity.

"I have a feeling you guys are related or something." I heard Ranma mutter to himself. I just glared at him; how stupid of him. I looked at Ryoga and I actually fell over from shock; he turned into a pig… not just any pig… THE SAME KIND OF PIG I AM! Damn, maybe we are related.

Later:

AfterRyoga and I got some hot water to change back into our human forms, we went back downstairs and sat down at the table.

"So… what happened?" Akane asked.

"Oh, Ranma just…" I was cut off by Ranma's hand.

"Akane doesn't know about Ryoga's pig form. She just thinks that the black pig that she sees is her pet not Ryoga. And he sleeps in her bed in his pig form so if you tell her, she'll think he's a pervert and kill him." Ranma whispered. I nodded in understanding and then grinned evilly.

"That's great for blackmail." I said. Ranma nodded in agreement.

"Ranma wanted to see what my pig form looked like to see if there were any differences with your pet pig. He told me you have a little black piggy," I smirked at Ryoga who stiffened. "And he wanted to see the difference because you might confuse me for your pig." I stated. I'm great at lying right? I saw Ryoga sigh in relief in the corner of my eye.

"Oh… I never knew Ranma could be so thoughtful." Akane said.

"I just didn't want to put Ryigi through all that."Ranma said.

"Nice one, Ranma." I muttered sarcastically. Akane growled and threw her empty tea cup at him…haha it hit him right in the face.

"Bull's eye." I muttered.

"Not to be rude or anything… but I'm starving." Ranki said.

"I'll order take out form the Cat Café!" Mr. Tendo said.

"What? No!" Ranma and Akane said at the same time. What's wrong with that place? Other than the weird name…

Mr. Tendo already picked up the phone and dialed the place. Ranma sighed and slouched.

"Well, I guess you'll have to meet her sooner or later." He said.

"Meet who?" I said right before another wall from the house exploded and another person came in. It was a girl with long purple hair and Chinese clothing. She was carrying boxes of Ramen and had… huge breast… but mine and Ranki's where still bigger… HA!

"Ni-hao Ranma! Shampoo bring food for you and we go on date after, yes?" The random women, who apparently has a fascination with shampoo, said. I have had enough with random people breaking our walls and just coming in and screaming stuff. I stood up again and screamed,

"What us up with people and breaking our walls? Just use the front door like a goddamn normal person! AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" I screamed the last part while throwing my empty tea cup at her. Ranma gasped and hid under the table while Ryoga was laughing his ass off and pointing at this random girl. "Bull's eye." I muttered again when it hit her nose.

The girl looked surprised at first then glared at me. She walked over and… KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK? WHAT THE HELL? Now Ranki was laughing her ass off along with Ryoga. I immediately pushed her away and screamed,

"WOAH I DON'T ROLL THAT WAY!" Ryoga and Ranki were laughing harder now and were leaning on each other for support.

"I KILL!" The girl screamed before trying to throw a punch at me. I ducked and tripped her feet at inhuman speed and she fell. By now Ryoga and Ranki stopped laughing because Ranma was showing Ranki some book that said Amazon laws and Ryoga was watching the fight.

"RYIGI, STOP FIGHTING AND COME HERE!" Ranki screamed. Is it me or is everyone screaming lately? I walked around the table over to where Ranki and Ranma were and they showed me the book.

"What's so important about a book?" I said.

"It says that if a man outside of the Amazon tribe defeats a woman in the Amazon tribe, they have to marry. If a woman outside of the Amazon tribe defeats a woman in the Amazon tribe, then the Amazon gives the woman the kiss of death and hunts down the outsider to kill until the ends of the earth." Ranma said. I stared blankly at him and said,

"So I'm guessing she is an Amazon?" Ranma nodded.

"I defeated her in my girl form a long time ago and she was hunting me down. Then when I was in my male form, I accidently defeated her and now she wants to marry me instead of killing me." He said rather calmly. I nodded in understanding.

"What's her name?" I asked.

"Shampoo." Ranma said. I nodded again before standing up and turning to face Shampoo.

"Listen Shampoo, I have only known you for about 2 minutes and I already hate you. So you can leave now before I decide to shave your head, grab a knife and stick it through you bald head, twist your fingers until the bones break, take out one of your eyes with my own bare hands, push you on the road while a car comes by and runs you over, feed you poisonous bugs, and then drown your body into a ocean so the sharks can eat your remains… that is unless you're still alive at the end of course." I said all while smiling manically. Everyone in the room was staring wide eyes at me… even Shampoo and Ranki.

"Umm… did I forget to mention that Ryigi is a sadist…? Well… she is, and she'll laugh if she sees someone dies… as long as she doesn't know the person." Ranki said to break the awkward silence. Everyone nodded slowly while Shampoo just scowled.

"I kill!" I sighed and dodged one of her attacks.

"Will you just stop already?" I basically screamed while kicking her through the roof and watched her fly away. I sighed and sat down so I could drink the rest of Ranki's tea.

"Hey! Don't drink my tea! It's mine!" Ranki whined. I just shrugged and drank the rest.

"So…where's the food that Shampoo brought?"I asked after some silence. Akane picked up the four containers that Shampoo was holding (two in each hand) and set them on the table that somehow decided to not break during all of this.

"Ryoga, if you like, you can stay for dinner."Kasumi suggested.

"Oh, no it's ok!" Ryoga said.

"Please Ryoga!" Akane begged while giving Ryoga the puppy dog eyes. Ryoga blushed and stuttered an 'ok' before sitting down between Ranma and Akane. I smirked… looks like a certain pig boy likes a certain blue headed tomboy. I looked at Ranki and saw that she was smirking also. She looked at me and nodded and I nodded back.

"What the hell are you two doing?" Ranma asked us.

"Nothing… just planning something and we won't tell you what." Ranki and I said in unison. Everyone stared at us for a few seconds before shrugging and going back to eating.

Operation: Ryoga and Akane Get Together is a go!