YYH INTERVIEWS

Hello!!! I'm back... hope you remember me... Anyway, after that disastrous interview with Kurama, I've decided to interview Hiei next... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Zordicgirl: Hello everyone!!! This is the YYH interviews. This is where the people of the yyh world will be forced to reveal their darkest secrets...

*audience gasps*

Zordicgirl: Speaking of dark, today we are gonna interview... Hiei!!!

*audience cheers for Hiei*

Hiei: Where the fuck am I?

Zordicgirl: Now, down with the language, Hiei...

Hiei: Hn... I was sleeping when two damned digimons came and took me.

Zordicgirl: *looks at two digimons hiding in a corner* Thanks guys...

Hiei: *looks in the corner and slashes the poor digimons* Who you talkin to?

Zordicgirl: You didn't really have to do that, did you?

Hiei: Don't care... Zordicgirl: Tell me; can't you even speak at least one sentence with five words or more?

Hiei: Don't feel like it...

Zordicgirl: *squints* Pretty obvious to me you can't...

Hiei: What the hell do you want from me anyway?

Zordicgirl: If you must know, you're here for an interview.

Hiei: Fine...

Zordicgirl: This is a first. You're the only one who doesn't complain when I say it's an interview...

Hiei: *smiles sarcastically* Hn?

Zordicgirl: Yeah! You're the only one who...

Cameraman: *cuts in* Hey, Sakura!!!

Zordicgirl: What?

Cameraman: We're not in the air...

Zordicgirl: What do you mean? I thought we were...

Cameraman: Yes, we were, but the cable's been cut...

Zordicgirl: How did that happen?

Mechanic: Hmm, from the looks of it, the cable was cut by something sharp...

Zordicgirl: *looks at Hiei, then shifts her gaze to his katana, which he hides* You mean, like a sword?

Mechanic: Yes...

Zordicgirl: *shouts* HIIIIIIEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: *snickers* What?

Zordicgirl: You did that on purpose, didn't you? You AAAAHH!!! *a headlight falls one inch away from her*

Hiei: Don't move!!! I've cut everything with cables here and made booby traps everywhere... One false move and *runs his finger from one side of his neck to the other* You know what that means...

Zordicgirl: Hiei, wait!!!

Hiei: I'm going...

Zordicgirl: HIIIIIEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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