LoL Stories - Bob Goes to Alcatraz
Twice upon a rock... (if you know what I mean), Bob was eating a pie flavoured pie.
Bill wanted some so he asked Bob for a bite. Bob then spazed out and bit Bill. Bill called Bob a filthy animal and then disappeared. Billbert saw Bob licking the wall and was somehow offended by this so he went on a plane headed for Alcatraz to get away from Bob's stupidity. Bob was at the airport aswell. Bob licked Timmy and walked into a random plane wondering what these big metal things are. That plane happened to be Billbert's plane. Bob went and sat beside Billbert who was asleep at the time. When Billbert woke up he saw Bob trying to catch a butterfly (Bob eats butterflies) and screamed.
Billbert was really dispointed and told Bob to sit down and not say anything stupid. With no surprise Bob said "I like trains." Just as Billbert said "Your despicable." a train went through the plane and Bob, Billbert, Bino, and hobo Joe teleported to Alcatraz.
They walked around and saw Frank sitting in a corner sucking his thumb. Then Alpazo (a guy in a pink jumpsuit and forever alone's face) walked out of a room and ate Frank. There was silence for a minute untill Bob yelled "Screw gravity!" and floated away. And they all lived happily ever after... What am I saying?
They all starved to death and/or got eaten by Alpazo!
THE END...
