A/N hi so this is just a bunch of random one shots. No specific genre or ship just whatever I feel like. I may take suggestions further down the line. Hope you enjoy and please review to tell me what you thought. Virtual cookies to any one that does:P
Arthur sat on the chair in his chambers pretending to work on his speech. He had tried to start it many times and eventually he got the first few words down. 'Ladies and Lords,', now he just needed the rest of it. Truth be told, he normally gets stuck a lot further down the line than this but something was annoying him and that annoying something was distracting him and that distracting something was wandering around his room cleaning up.
"Merlin?" Arthur inquired.
"Yes?" came the reply.
"Why do you wear that thing around your neck?"
"You mean this?" Merlin asked grabbing on protectively to his neckerchief.
"No, Merlin the other thing around your neck." At Merlin's confused look Arthur replied. "Yes, your neckerchief. Idiot."
"Well, your royal prat-ness, I wear it because my mother gave me it before i left home and well, it keeps my neck warm. Plus, it looks good."
"No, it doesn't."
"Yes, it does."
"No, it doesn't."
"Yes, it does." And so this child-like argument went on for quite some time until...
"Take it off." Arthur told him in his 'I'm the king and you must do what I say no matter how ridiculous the thing that I'm telling you to do is' voice.
"What? No!"
"Merlin. Take, it, off."
Merlin was about to argue again but the look on Arthur face told him not to. So sadly he untied it and placed it on the table.
"You are dismissed."
Merlin went to pick up his neckerchief but Arthur stopped him. "No, leave it here."
"But...!
"Leave it here Merlin."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes." And so Merlin gave up and, dragging his feet along the floor very slowly, he walked out.
Arthur ran over to where the neckerchief was and tied it round his neck. He walked up to the mirror and saw how ridiculous he looked.
"How come Merlin looks so good in this?! It's so unfair."
And then he realised he had never heard the door close. He turned around and saw Merlin standing in the doorway, goofy smile in place.
"I knew you liked it." He said before walking out.
A/N yeah, so as I said. Random. I hope it maybe made you laugh and if so tell me in a review please. If you didn't like it, please tell me why and what I can improve on via review or pm. Thanks
