Hi guys! Okay, so this is the first story of my new profile (yes, I'm deleting all of my old stories. I lost inspiration. Sorry.) And hopefully I'll update more often. This story is dedicated to my forum freinds, you know who you are. I'll be doing OC cameos, if you have any ideas or suggestions or want to see the return of any OC's, by all means, leave a comment and tell me! :D Okay, so this will be a series of oneshots, hopefully you'll find them humorous. If not...Well than that just sucks. Heads up warning, if I mispell something, I probably will, please forgive me. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER, AND ALL OC'S GO TO THEIR RIGHTFUL CREATORS. Let the story begin! :)

"TSUBAKIII! I JUST TRIED THE GREATEST THING!" Blackstar's voice rung through the apartment.

Tsubaki sighed. Who could be this energetic at 5 am? She wearily climbed up the stairs to see what he wanted.

She walked up to his room, and to her suprise, he wasn't there. "Wha.." She looked around. In the closet. No Blackstar. Under the bed. No Blackstar. In the hallway. No Blackstar. In the freaking toilet. (You'd be suprised at what happened before.) No Blackstar.

Finally, Tsubaki gave up with a dejected sigh. She walked back downstairs with an anime sweatdrop. Seriously, where the hell could he even be...?

Then there was a strange high pitched sound. A squeak? Then it sounded again, from the living room. Tsubaki looked like o.o and walked carefully into the living room.

"HI TSUBAKIII!~" Blackstar shouted from atop the couch. His voice sounded like a chipmunk, and he held an open balloon close to his mouth.
"Blackstar...What did you do?!" Tsubaki said with a sweatdrop. Blackstar grinned, and jumped off the couch, did a flip, landed on one hand, and did a one handed cartwheel, landing swiftly on his feet infront of Tsubaki.

"I tried the most awesome thing! You know that brown stuff you always drink? I finally figured out how to use the machine to make it and tried some!" He exclaimed.

Tsubaki froze. Coffee. Blackstar had drinken coffee. The one thing that gets Tsubaki through days on end of nothing but intense workouts. It was really strong, and could keep the average person up for at least 12 hours. And now Blackstar, the most energetic person in the world, had drinken it. Lord Death help us.

Before Tsubaki could even react, Blackstar grabbed her wrist, and dragged her off to school. "Imma make this day even more awesome!" He said excitedly as he dragged her into the classroom.

He ran in, and jumped on Stein's desk, exclaiming,"YOUR DAYS ALL JUST GOT BRIGHTER, FOR I, THE GREAT BLACKSTAR, HAS ARRIVED!" He didn't just jump on the teacher's desk and yell it out. No, he jumped up on the desk, and yelled it out in a chipmunk voice. Tsubaki facepalmed.

"Blackstar. Get down." Stein said, looking somewhat like T.T but mostly remaining calm. Blackstar flipped off his desk, and ran to his own.

Tsubaki sighed, and walked to her desk. Shortly after, Stein began the lesson, a long and boring lecture. Thanks to the coffee, Blackstar couldn't keep still. He wrote his autograph on the desk, then signed Tsubaki's shirt, then his chair, then several other student's desk, then the wall, and kept going until the whole room was covered in his signatures.

When Stein turned around at the end of his lecture, and saw that the whole room was covered in Blackstar singnatures, her frowned. "Well Blackstar, since you obviously have too much energy for your own good, how would you like to spar?"

Blackstar's eyes widened. "HECK YES, PICK SOMEBODY, I'LL BEAT THEIR ASS!" He exclaimed, jumping up on his table.

Stein sighed and rolled his eyes. "Kayla, could you come up here please?" (Shoutout to Kind! :D)

A girl stood up from the rest of the class and walked down the stairs, then waited for Blackstar with a grin. Blackstar ran down, and said,"PREPARE TO GET YOUR BUTT KICKED!"

Kayla smiled, and took a fighting stance, as did Blackstar. "Come at me bro!" She exclaimed.

Blackstar lunged at her, but Kayla jumped and flipped over him. Blackstar yelled,"Speed Star!" and moved so fast that it appeared he had teleported, appearing behind Kayla.

Kayla quickly turned, and aimed a punch at Blackstar, which he dodged. Blackstar aimed a spin kick at Kayla, but she ducked swiftly and Blackstar was left kicking at air.

Before he could do anything, Kayla launched herself up and over him, and drop kicked him over the head. That was the first and only blow exchanged bewteen the two, for Blackstar was knocked out. Kayla looked like ^.^

"Kayla wins. Class dismissed." Stein said boredly, spinning in his chair.

Tsubaki sighed, and walked down to drag Blackstar home. When they finally got to their apartment, Tsubaki opened the door to his room, and set him down on his bed. She sighed, and walked to her own bedroom for a well deserved nap.

"TSUBAKIII! GUESS WHAT!" Tsubaki shot out of her bed and ran down the stairs at hearing Blackstar yell. She ran into the living room to see Blackstar next to a HUGE empty coffee mug. Crap.

Hi! So I hope you enjoyed the first chapter, please reveiw! I write for you guys, because you're awesome! 3

-tacosoftballgirl (AKA Starry)