Home Improvement: Power pounding
Tim was holding his rock hard boner against his left leg like a spring and he let it go in Jills face *SLAP* "oooouuuaaaghh!" grunted Tim as he went on blast his beans in his cars exhaust pipe. "Randy, get down here and clean this mess up!" Tim said with a grin. "Tim, that was a good fuck! I like it when you treat my head like a baseball." Jill got dressed quickly and farted as she walked outside for a fat stogey smoke. "Sick" Tim was hungry. Randy was mopping up the jizz "Dad lets go to Hooters for some wings!" and so they went.
Wilson was jacking off behind the fence while talking to his Jill. "Nice day outside, isn't it?" "Yes, even better with a big blunt." Said Jill as she exhaled a massive plume of skunk odor, bend over and sucked it right back into her gaping asshole. "That's a neat…uhhh…mmmMMM! Trick!" Wilson jazzed in his 80's styled blue jeans that always look like shit no matter what era you live in. "You okay over there Wilson? Sounds like you just shit yourself" "You might say that." Jill put the roach out and stuck it in her ear for later. "Later Wilson, I'm gonna go drop a deuce and clog the kids toilet downstairs so Tim doesn't find out."
Al was fucking the shit out of a fleshlight mounted on a jackhammer. *Thudthudthudthudthudhutramramramra* went the obnoxious tool. "Fuuck me!" Al squirted diesel smelling green jizz all over the set of Home Improvement. *Slliiip* the curtains rolled back and the audience was in shock and awe. The camera crew zoomed in right on his pecker. Als face turned plum red and he waddled off the stage, his cock flopping back and forth slapping on his thighs, and pants/belt buckle making clanking shuffle noises. Tim switched off the holosuite and the crowd disappeared. "That'll teach him to jack off on my show." He smirked. "Ooouuuaaaghh!" Tim grunted his famous grunt and farted into a jar, quickly sealing it. He often saved farts in jars to use as gas grenades on people he didn't like, including his kids and neighbors.
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