This has to be the scariest interview which I have ever done. Here is interview #24,
the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Nihilus, The Lord of Hunger. (Approx. 4052 - 3951 BBY)
INTERVIEWER - Good morning, Darth Nihilus. Do you have a few minutes to spare?
I have a few questions.
DARTH NIHILUS - On one condition. After you finish, I will drain your soul.
INTERVIEWER - Sorry, but I need it to live. Which brings me to my first question: Why do you
harvest souls or force-energy?
DARTH NIHILUS - Because I require souls or force-energy to feed my ever growing appetite
for power. My master in the sith arts, Darth Traya, taught me how to harvest the force-energy
or souls from people, and feast on their released power.
INTERVIEWER - You first became a "wound in the force" as the result of surviving the decimation
of your home planet by the Mass Shadow Generator, a super weapon deployed by Jedi Master Revan.
Do you harbor any resentment towards Master Revan?
DARTH NIHILUS - Not really, What's done is done. Master Revan did what he felt was required.
Plus, it was the starting point for Revan's journey to the dark side. The people I blame are the jedi,
for allowing the situation to happen in the first place.
INTERVIEWER - People want to know you better as an individual. Do you have any hobbies,
something which does not include harvesting souls?
DARTH NIHILUS - I have no hobbies, other than harvesting souls to feed myself.
INTERVIEWER - Do you have any favorite foods?
DARTH NIHILUS - (after staring at me for what seemed like an eternity) Just force-energy,
or what you refer to as a soul.
INTERVIEWER - Do you have any pet peeves, something that you truly hate?
DARTH NIHILUS - Morons that cannot take a hint. Do you not understand, that harvesting
souls is my ONLY interest. Everything else is irrelevant. Now, how fast can you run? LEAVE.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you. I've gotta go now.
