Indiana Rory and the Rorians: Temple of Extermination
(An AU.)
Rory was sleeping in his cot. "Amy…" He muttered. He soon remembered Amy wasn't ever going to see him again, and he to her. He got up and rubbed his face. "Where are they?" He asked. "Osvinn!" He said with his really bad German accent, teasing Osvinn. "Osvinn where are you?" Osvinn was also sleeping her cot, and no she was not Oswin, but a blonde German-Russian girl named Osvinn who was just learning her 12th language; English.
"What need you?" She asked.
"It's what do you need, not what need you. God, Osvinn I thought you were better at learning than you are." He said grimly, and he loved taunting her, simply because she would always respond with something snarky, like,"Shove it up your arse.", or, "Verpiss Dich," Which meant fuck off.
But today all she said was."Be quiet. It's three in the morning, and learning is slow." Rory noticed many grammatical errors, but he said nothing. And he noticed, it was three in the morning, and he woke up Osvinn for nothing. He swaggered back to his cot, and flopped on it, and he slept with lying on his stomach, which he knew would lead to a crooked back in the morning, but he didn't care. Four hours later, he woke up again to the sound of Nefertari,a timid girl from an Earth colony in the 4000's formed by North America and Europe on what remained of Uranus, and Oberlin, an American-Polish boy who happened to be handy with a gun, screaming and fighting about who got to have the last chocolate chip cookie. Nefertari yelled," How on Earth do you expect me to let you have this one! You got the last one before this!"
"Well, I haven't had sweets in forever!"
"That's such a lie."
"Can you two stop! It's just a damn cookie!" Yelled Rory from across the room. "And you two can split it! Besides, we're meeting up with Indiana later. He'll have food for us. Now shut it!" Rory put the pillow over his head to muffle the sound of the two.
"Well, I'm glad. I very much like this Indiana Jones, and he is very stylish and handsome. Unlike some." She said turning her head to Oberlin.
"Oh please! As if you were so gorgeous Nefertari."
"Not as if, Oberlin, but I am. " Rory could not hear them, for the pillow muffled the sound so much he didn't even hear himself breathe. But he knew he was breathing. He felt it. Rory began thinking of the times he traveled with the Doctor. The times he and Amy were together. It made him fill with melancholy. What a tragedy what happened. He thought. What a tragedy they both- A very loud blast interrupted the thought. Rory was thrown across the room. He got up and he had cuts all over his right arm and on his face. Nefertari was thrown a short distance away from Rory. She landed onto the cot Rory slept on, hitting her head on the hard wood. Osvinn knocked out of her cot, knocking the table over. Leela and Oberlin were not found. At least not at the moment. "What happened?!" Rory couldn't understand who said it, but it sounded like Oberlin.
"I don't know…but it wasn't an accident." He got up. He needed to check if they were okay. Nefertari was knocked out cold.
