Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR or the F.U.N. song. I do own the magical
bunnies, the lands they live in and the "new" SDF. Love, Sword of Dragon
Fire (or She who has low self-esteem and f*cked up voices)
The Fellowship Visits the Land of Magical Bunnies
Hi. I'm Fire Dragon of Swords or FDS. Enjoy my fiction! . . . .
It was a happy sunny day in Fluffywittlebunniedor, like every day the magical bunnies would dance and play in the golden rays of the sun. The Valar smiled on their creations and they smiled back while doing a happy dance of glee. Then one day nine strangers made it into their realm.
The magical bunnies of Fluffywittlebunniedor watched in awe as two men, four shire folk, one dwarf, one elf and a wizard past though Happy meadow. The nine sung happily their song of friendship. Strangely, no one hated each other or disagreed. The bunnies were shocked, for they had heard of such awful stories of such things that lay outside of their lands. The bunnies, being kind and friendly folk, decided to make friends with these happy people.
"Excuse me," said king Fluffyion son of Wittleduil and the strangers stopped singing the F.U.N song, "I'm ever so sorry for interrupting, but welcome to Fluffywittlebunniedor, home of the magical bunnies. I'm king Fluffyion son of Wittleduil, we want to be your friends."
"Hello, I'm Gandalf, these are my friends. Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Boromir, Merry, Pipin, Samwise and Frodo. We call ourselves the fellowship of the ring. "
"What a cute wittle name!" said a female bunny.
"Who are you?" asked Merry.
"That's my daughter," said Fluffyion, "Cutewen, the Meadowstar of my people. She's in love with Wingagorn or better known as Flyer. He is a bird, their love isn't full angst and even though it's a cross species relationship I'm 100 percent for it!"
"Awww......" Said all of the fellowship.
"I don't know about the rest of you," said Legolas, "but let's stay here and make the bunnies our friends!"
The fellowship agreed with Legolas, but then again, they always agreed on everything, from what they would have for breakfast to each path to take.
"Yaw! New friends!" squealed Cutewen in utter delight.
"Yes Cutewen," said Fluffyion, "and they will stay with us forever."
"Yes daddy dearest, friends forever."
"AHHHHHH!" screamed Frodo waking up from his nightmare.
"Mr. Frodo!" said Sam, "Mr. Frodo, are you ok?"
Frodo looked around. He saw Merry and Gimli trying to cook breakfast and Legolas, Gandalf, and Aragorn trying to deiced which path to take.
"I said beacon for breakfast!" yelled Gimli.
"Well, I want a mushroom omelet." Said Merry.
"We are having beacon, wither you like it or not," said Gimli grinding his teeth.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"I like that rocky path, we'll be safe from Saruman," said Gandalf.
"Well," said Aragorn, " I like the meadows, we'd be safe from an ambush."
"What about the forest?" asked Legolas, "We can us the trees to help us find out were the orcs are moving."
"Oh no," said Aragorn, "not you with your percious forest again."
"What wrong with it?" said Legolas glaring.
"It smells funny," said Aragorn cringing.
"Well," said Legolas, "you smell funny."
"Oh," said Aragorn, " well, thank you queen of the pretty boys."
"Gentleman," said Gandalf calmly, " please let's just....."
"Can it old man!" snapped Aragorn.
"Yeah," said Legolas, "it's always been 'do this' and 'do that' why don't you just shut up!"
Frodo sighed. Aw, the sweet sound of chaos was music to his ears, after that dream anyway. He turned to Sam.
"I'm fine Sam, it was just a dream."
The Fellowship Visits the Land of Magical Bunnies
Hi. I'm Fire Dragon of Swords or FDS. Enjoy my fiction! . . . .
It was a happy sunny day in Fluffywittlebunniedor, like every day the magical bunnies would dance and play in the golden rays of the sun. The Valar smiled on their creations and they smiled back while doing a happy dance of glee. Then one day nine strangers made it into their realm.
The magical bunnies of Fluffywittlebunniedor watched in awe as two men, four shire folk, one dwarf, one elf and a wizard past though Happy meadow. The nine sung happily their song of friendship. Strangely, no one hated each other or disagreed. The bunnies were shocked, for they had heard of such awful stories of such things that lay outside of their lands. The bunnies, being kind and friendly folk, decided to make friends with these happy people.
"Excuse me," said king Fluffyion son of Wittleduil and the strangers stopped singing the F.U.N song, "I'm ever so sorry for interrupting, but welcome to Fluffywittlebunniedor, home of the magical bunnies. I'm king Fluffyion son of Wittleduil, we want to be your friends."
"Hello, I'm Gandalf, these are my friends. Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Boromir, Merry, Pipin, Samwise and Frodo. We call ourselves the fellowship of the ring. "
"What a cute wittle name!" said a female bunny.
"Who are you?" asked Merry.
"That's my daughter," said Fluffyion, "Cutewen, the Meadowstar of my people. She's in love with Wingagorn or better known as Flyer. He is a bird, their love isn't full angst and even though it's a cross species relationship I'm 100 percent for it!"
"Awww......" Said all of the fellowship.
"I don't know about the rest of you," said Legolas, "but let's stay here and make the bunnies our friends!"
The fellowship agreed with Legolas, but then again, they always agreed on everything, from what they would have for breakfast to each path to take.
"Yaw! New friends!" squealed Cutewen in utter delight.
"Yes Cutewen," said Fluffyion, "and they will stay with us forever."
"Yes daddy dearest, friends forever."
"AHHHHHH!" screamed Frodo waking up from his nightmare.
"Mr. Frodo!" said Sam, "Mr. Frodo, are you ok?"
Frodo looked around. He saw Merry and Gimli trying to cook breakfast and Legolas, Gandalf, and Aragorn trying to deiced which path to take.
"I said beacon for breakfast!" yelled Gimli.
"Well, I want a mushroom omelet." Said Merry.
"We are having beacon, wither you like it or not," said Gimli grinding his teeth.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"I like that rocky path, we'll be safe from Saruman," said Gandalf.
"Well," said Aragorn, " I like the meadows, we'd be safe from an ambush."
"What about the forest?" asked Legolas, "We can us the trees to help us find out were the orcs are moving."
"Oh no," said Aragorn, "not you with your percious forest again."
"What wrong with it?" said Legolas glaring.
"It smells funny," said Aragorn cringing.
"Well," said Legolas, "you smell funny."
"Oh," said Aragorn, " well, thank you queen of the pretty boys."
"Gentleman," said Gandalf calmly, " please let's just....."
"Can it old man!" snapped Aragorn.
"Yeah," said Legolas, "it's always been 'do this' and 'do that' why don't you just shut up!"
Frodo sighed. Aw, the sweet sound of chaos was music to his ears, after that dream anyway. He turned to Sam.
"I'm fine Sam, it was just a dream."
