E here :D this is just gonna be a bunch of one-shots and stuff, I get bored easily X3


~~How to annoy: the Yagami family! X3~~

Light: Call him "Kira" instead of Light

Sayu: comment on how she looks like an elementary schooler when she's really in high school

Light: tell Sayu where Light's real diary is (the Deathnote) and how to get it

Mr. And Mrs. Yagami: Tell them that they found some kind of illegal drug in Light's locker

Soichiro: talk about his mustache a lot; but refer to it as 'the caterpillar on Chief Yagami's lip' and say its eating his soul

Light: put LxLight yaoi on his computer

Light: constantly tell him Kira is a girl's name

Soichiro: E-mail LxLight yaoi to him using Light's account

Light and Soichiro: Run around HQ yelling, "Light Yagami is Kira!" repeatedly

Soichiro: (goes with previous one) when you pass him say loud enough for only him to hear: "and he's also gay!"

Sayu: put her on a blind date with Light

Light: (with above) yell very loudly across the restaurant, "Light, she's your sister, for God's sake!"

Light: Put him on a blind date with Matsuda. Or L. Or Mello! (may annoy other person as well)


Please review! It'll give me ideas! And you get cake! Owo If L doesn't eat it all first… BAD L! L: But I want cake D: