Hetalia
One-shot Series: Disney Channel intros:

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Prussia:

Hi I'm Gilbert Beilschmidt and you're watching Disney Channel! [draws Disney
channel sign thing] [tries to do imaginary drum solo with the magic stick]
[Accidentally flings it through a window and many car alarms go off].

England:

Hi I'm Arthur Kirkland and you're watching Disney Channel! [pulls out magic
wand] [draws Disney channel sign thing] [Accidentally summons Russia].

Sealand and Wy:

Hi I'm Peter Kirkland- and I'm Wy- {together}* and you're watching Disney
channel! [Wy pulls out her pain pallet and draws colorful Disney sign] [Sealand
then pulls out crayon and writes "Sealand rules!" With an arrow
pointing to it] [Wy turns and makes a face -_-]

America (and Tony):

Hi I'm Alfred F Jones and you're watching Disney Channel! [Tony suddenly pulls
out a laser gun and outlines Disney Channel sign with a green laser beam]
[Entire background behind America and Tony falls over leaving only the white
Disney sign still standing] [smoke and hissing noises in background]

Russia:

Hello! I am Ivan Braginski and you are watching the Disney Channel da? [Bends
over with calm smile and rips bottom left corner of screen off leaving a jagged
Disney symbol with TV static behind it].

Romano:

(Arms crossed. Voice growing with intensity*)

Hey! I'm Lovino Vargas and you're watching Fu-! [Spain comes in with a bright
smile quickly covering Romano's mouth] -*chuckles* And chu are watching Disney
Channel! [Quickly draws Disney sign with magic stick for Romano].

Chibitalia and Holy Rome:

Hi there! I'm-a Italia and you are-a watching Disney Channel! [suddenly takes
Holy Rome's hand and guides him as they trace the Disney sign] [Holy Rome's
face turns red and he faints while Chibitalia looks down at him with puzzled
surprise].

Canada:

[Canada and Kumajiro both stand in front of a white screen].

Kumajiro: *looks up* Who are you?

Canada: I'm Canada

Kumajiro: Hmmm. What'r we watching?

Canada: We're watching Disney Channel. Oh right! [Pulls out magic stick from
back pack, traces Disney symbol].

Liechtenstein and Switzerland

Hi I'm Lilli Swinzel and you're watching Disney channel! [pulls out giant
machine gun half as tall as her] [rapid fires at the corner of the screen
outlining the Disney channel sign] Like that Big Bruder? [Switzerland comes in
and puts his hand on her shoulder with stoic face] Yup.

Poland:

Like my name is Feliks and you are SO TOTALLY watching Disney Channel-
RIGHTEOUS! [pulls out bucket of glitter, throws it at the screen] [All
glitter falls away except for around the outline of the Disney channel symbol].

Cuba:

Hey I'm Cuba, and you're watching- AMERICA?! [Canada far in background] Oh
maple! *runs away screaming as Cuba chases him*

[they run off screen so there's an awkward white silence] [suddenly a chainsaw
cuts through the Disney channel sign- revealing America] You're watching Disney
Channel! (As music plays* AAHAHAHAHA!)