Look Out! I'm faaaaalllliiinnnnggg!!!!!

(A short funny poem written by me from an elf's point of view)

(Note, this is my POV)

(Also, not really a poem....)



Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

LOOK OUT BELOW!

(Crash, bang snap bang!)

Ouch!

Damn twig!

YEAH! OW!

Ouch!

MUMMM!

THRITHTHRANDRITH!

GET THIS TWIG OUTTA MY BUM!

(Plucks twig out of very sore bum)

That's it! Thriththrandrith! You can get you're own damn arrows!

(Laigolas stalks off, rubbing a sore bum)

(Thrithrandrith hurries onto the scene)

Sorry about that folks, Laigolas is going through... let's say.... permanent insanity...

(Laigolas)

I HEARD THAT!

(Thriththrandrith winces and gets ready to run)

LATER FOLKS!

(Laigolas)

I'm GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS THRITHRANDRITH RENOKE!