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Hermione held the vial in her hand: A small glass vial of Polyjuice potion.

She and Draco were getting ready to spice up their time in the bedroom; kinky sex never hurt anyone.

"Come on, Hermione! This was your idea!"

Well, here goes nothing, Hermione thought as she tilted the vial into her mouth.

The transformation took place immediately. Her body began to change, and soon, she was staring at a bottle-blonde woman.

Narcissa.

Hermione stared at herself in the mirror and smirked. She slipped on her lingerie. As she walked out, she knew Draco was going to be euphoric.