AN: My second fanfic ever. Reviews appreciated!!!!!!! (Even flames!)
sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes.
I DONT OWN TWILIGHT PEOPLE!
"BELLA GET UP!" Emmett shouted into my ear.
Wait, Emmett? What is he doing in my house?
"Emmett," I paused, "mind telling me what you're doing in my house?" I asked.
"Well………Alice has decided we are going to play a game.. mwa ha ha!" he said, sounding like that guy from the saw movies. Those movies are creepy.
"Why am I suddenly afraid? Did you help come up with the idea?" Knowing him, he probably did.
"Of course I did, silly. It wouldn't be a fun game unless I helped come up with it!" he said, sounding overly dramatic. Probably true, though. Emmett is the most fun-loving person I know.
"Will you tell me?" I asked him, knowing the answer would be no.
"Sorry, lil' sis, but me and Alice have agreed not to tell anyone." He said with a smirk.
"Now hurry and get ready." He said, finally getting serious. Or, as serious as Emmett can be. "And Alice to me to tell you to wear something she would consider fashionable. Meaning, the outfit she bought you last week." He cracked a smile at the ending. Trust Emmett.
I went to go take a shower and I told Emmett not to screw up my house too badly. He just laughed.
After I took a shower, I got dressed in the outfit Alice had bought me last week. I had gotten this awesome combo consisting of skinny jeans, flats that I hopefully wouldn't end up killing myself in, and, in her attempt to make me happy, a purple camo shirt. Did you know they made those? Neither did I.
After that, I went downstairs to eat some cereal.
After I made the cereal, Emmett, of course, had to comment.
"That doesn't look like fun." He was pouting now.
"Emmett, I'm pretty sure that's how it's supposed to be." Leave it to Emmett. "We don't all go wrestle grizzly bears for fun."
He just grinned.
"Okay. I'm ready." I said, putting my plate in the dish washer.
"Took you long enough." He said. I knew he was joking. You know how many people's natural expressions are like a frown? I think Emmett's might be a smile. I am not joking you.
I went outside and saw his jeep. "Nice, Emmett." I said, rolling my eyes.
The drive was going fine, until Emmett decided to sing.
"Please no, Emmett." I begged him. That didn't stop him. He started to sing along to ke$ha. Yay.
"Don't stop, make it hot, DJ blow my speakers up, to night, imma fight, til I see the sunlight tik tok!" he said. Then, we were at his house. Thank god.
"Bella!" Alice said, at my side in a second. "Did Emmett ruin it for you?" she asked me. I shook my head. Alice dragged me inside.
Everyone was sitting there, waiting to do god (or in this case, Emmett, Alice, and Edward) knows what.
"Okay," Alice said, bouncing up and down in her hyperness, "we are playing…….KCS!"
"KCS?" I asked.
"Karaoke Cullen Style." She explained. "So, in KCS, you pick a name out of a hat, and you change the lyrics to a song of your choice, and it needs to involve something about them. You shouldn't have to over-explain it, but you need to change at least some of the rules. Okay?" she asked me. I nodded. She passed around a hat. I pulled out a name.
The piece I got said Edward. Boy, did I have a good idea for this.
"Okay. The order going is by who got Carlisle, Rosalie, Jasper, Esme, Bella, Edward, Me, and Emmett.
"Well, that means I'm going first." Rosalie said, getting up.
She went over to the CD archives, the only way to explain it, considering it was just such a huge stack, and popped the CD into the machine.
Hey Vamp Doctor - give us the magic words!
Alright you go ooo eee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Alright!
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
I told the Vamp Doctor Jazz was in love with Bella
I told the Witch Doctor Jazz was in love with Bella
And the Witch Doctor he told them what to do
He told them
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
I told the Vamp Doctor Jazz didn't love B true
I told the Vamp Doctor Jazz didn't love B nice
And then the Doctor he gave me this advice
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
Jazz can keep your love from B just like you were a miser
And He'll admit it wasn't very smart
So B went out and found herself a guy that's so much wiser
And he taught her the way to win her heart
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang!
Alice looked annoyed. Emmett and Rosalie were dying with laughter. Edward looked angry. Carlisle and Esme, I could tell, were wishing they hadn't agreed to this. Me and Jasper just looked shocked.
"Um…." I said.
"Rose, you may not have noticed, but I have married Alice on over twenty different occasions. And, in case you forgot, I almost killed Bella at her birthday party that year." Jasper said. I remember that. It was in September, and it was now July.
"Okay, who's next?" Alice asked. Then, she must have checked her visions.
"Esme, you're up!"
This should be entertaining.
Song is Witch Doctor by The Cartoons.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!
Oh, and does anyone have any song ideas for anyone?? Especially Esme, Jasper, and Rosalie.
