This is my first fanfic so sorry of there are mistakes!
I DON'T OWN FAIRY TAIL! Also, I got this idea from Smosh, but I don't own Smosh either.
(Lucy is more powerful in this story than she is in the anime)
The Fight That Starts It All
It was a normal day at the Fairy Tail Guild. Of course, their "normal" involves Natsu fighting with Gray, Elfman yelling "MAN!" and talking about how manly he is, Cana drinking BARRELS of wine, and of course Lucy avoiding all the commotions. But, this particular day, Gray and Natsu were in a very, very heated argument about whose food tastes better.
"MY ICE CREAM SUNDAE WITH SHAVED ICE IS BETTER THAN YOUR TURDY PIECE OF CRAP, YOU FLAME BRAIN!" yelled Gray.
"WELL AT LEAST MY HOT AND SPICY CURRY RICE ALONG WITH 10 TONS OF CHILI TASTES BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID SLOSHY MUSH OF PEE, ICE PRINCESS!" countered Natsu.
"OH YEAH?! THEN WE'LL GIVE LUCY A TASTE TO SEE WHICH IS BETTER! FIRE ASS!" screamed Gray.
"YOU ARE GOING DOWN, ICE STRIPPER!" replied Natsu.
They both walked over to Lucy.
"OI LUCE!" Gray and Natsu yelled in unison.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU GUYS WANT?! AND STOP YELLING INTO MY EARS!" yelled a very annoyed Lucy
Scary... Now that Lucy has become angry, I kind of prefer a very angry Erza to her... thought Gray and Natsu simultaneously while sweat dropping at the speed of light.
"Well we wanted to see which one of our food tastes better." said Gray timidly.
"Fine...well what do you guys have?" asked Lucy
"My awesome ice cream sundae with shaved ice and Pinky's sh*tty hot and spicy curry rice!" as Gray perked up once again.
"Very well then." as Lucy took a bite of the freezing ice.
A few seconds later...
"GRAY! GET BACK HERE!" roared (literally) Lucy
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! MURDER! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" as Gray ran at the speed of sound.
"Oi! Luce! Here's something that can help you! Eat this and you will instantly heat up to normal temperature! It is way better than that Pervert's food!" yelled Natsu.
A few more seconds later...
"YOU GUYS ARE SO F*CKING DEAD!" roared Lucy (even louder now)
"Noooo! Please don't kill us Lucy!" yelled Gray and Natsu in unison.
"Double Lucy Kick!" said Lucy as she kicked both wizards.
"NOOO! NOT THAT MOVE!" yelled Natsu and Gray as they hug each other.
"But I am too handsome to die!" Cried Natsu and Gray in unison.
Just when Lucy was about to kick Natsu and Gray, Loki appeared and stopped the attack "Princess stop that!" yelled Loki.
"Princess! Please calm down or do you want a kiss from me? *Lucy blush* Anyways, the last time you use your "Lucy Kick" the victim blew a hole in Lamia Scale's Guild! God! That was a mess! Hey! you two *points at Gray and Natsu*. If you guys want to settle a disagreement about some stupid food, then do a food battle!
"What's that?" asked Gray and Natsu in unison once again as their IQ were about as low as their magic level was high.
"It's where two different kinds of food compete and see which food can do better in a series of challenges and the well..., lets let the guild members think of the challenges.
So, both being extremely dense and headstrong people, they both agreed but they didn't know that they soon had to go through so many embarrassing and stupid challenges.
Well, I hope you guys enjoyed that. I don't mind reviews but you don't have to give me some.
