Me: HELLO FANFICTION OTAKUS! YA'LL IN SCHOOL YET?! I am… but I go to online school. Its still really boring. ANYWAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..

Luigi: :'( No….the sequal…

Me: YESH! THE NIGHTINGALE STOPPED SINGING NOW HAS A SEQUAL! MWA HA HA HA!

Mario: SHUT UP!

Me: WHY?!

Mario: IM WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY! [ eats lollipop ]

BKB: I WANT A LOLLIPOP! [ tackles Mario ] GIMMIE!

Mario: NOEZ! [ gets on top of him ]

Everyone but Mario and BKB: : '~D Yaoi is a beautiful thing!

Mario + BKB: UGH! GROSS! [ get off eachother ] Your SICK!

Me: SOME ONE PLEASE DO THE FUDGECAKIN' DISCLAIMERS!

Luigi: I-

Me: SOME ONE THAT'S NOT LUIGI!

Luigi: Awwww…

?: MOVE OVA, BASTARDS! [ swings from vine ]

Me: What the- DAISY! WHAT THE FUDGECAKE!

Daisy: LUMANII OWNS NOBODY! ALL HAIL NINTENDO! [ salutes ]

Me: …

…..SSSSSSEEEEEEQQQQQUUUUUAAAALLLLL!...

[ Normal POV ]

Mario was dressed up in a black tux with a red bowtie. ( I WUV BOWTIES! ^U^ ) He knocked on the door several times.

"Lumanii-chan!" He sing songed. "You ready for our d-d-date?" He had reservations to a fancy Italian resteraunt.

No answer.

"Lumanii?" Mario opened the door and looked around. A note was posted on the fridge. Mario opened the note, gasped, and ran out the door and up the street.

Dear Mario,

Luigi told me to meet him at the graveyard. I believe something's up with him, so I went to check up on him. I'm so excited for our date tonight!

Love ya,

Lumanii

"LUMANII!" Mario yelled in the deserted graveyard. "LUMANII! HELLO?!"

Two red eyes gleamed in the moonlight.

"So…." The owner of those menacing eyes drawled. "You've finally made it…"

Mario looked up into a tree.

"Y-you!" he choked out. "W-why…?"

"Maybe its because im TIRED of seeing that smiling face!" The voice yelled. "That innocent smile, she always reserves for everyone! Even for people like monsters! Even for people like me! But you took her away from me! BASTARD!"

"YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL SHE CHOSE ME OVER YOU!" Mario yelled. "GIVE HER BACK!"

The evil-eyed fiend laughed insanely.

"Do you want her?!" He said through insane laughter. "YOU CAN HAVE HER!" He threw a body down into Mario's arms.

These were the remains of Lumanii's lifeless body.

"Y-you…." He stuttered. "LUIGI! YOU MONSTER! ILL KILL YOU!"

"No." Luigi murmered. "YOUR the monster. You made me like this. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

What will happen? Will Mario try to kill the undead? And what about my dead body? ALL WILL BE REVEALED IN THE NEXT, NOT AS SHORT CHAPPIE!