Dear Reader,

All of these chapters were co written by me and my bestie Emily AKA grceful-for-a-vampire. I don't own any of the twilight characters, though I do own a poster and diary set. Does that count? Just kidding. Enjoy!!


12 days of twilight

On the first day of Christmas,

The Cullens gave to me,

A death threat from the Volturi,

On the second day of Christmas,

The Cullens gave to me,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi,

On the third day of Christmas,

The Cullens gave to me,

Three vampire stalkers,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi

On the fourth day of Christmas,

The Cullens gave to me,

Four best friends

Three vampire stalkers,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi

On the fifth day of Christmas,

The Cullens gave to me,

Five werewolves,

Four best friends

Three vampire stalkers,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi

On the sixth day of Christmas,

The Cullens gave to me,

Six amazing presents

Five werewolves,

Four best friends

Three vampire stalkers,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi

On the seventh day of Christmas,

The Cullens Gave to me,

Seven thousand dollars

Six amazing presents

Five werewolves,

Four best friends

Three vampire stalkers,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi

On the Eighth day of Christmas,

The Cullens Gave to me,

Eight epic guards,

Seven thousand dollars

Six amazing presents

Five werewolves,

Four best friends

Three vampire stalkers,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi

On the ninth day of Christmas,

The Cullens Gave to me,

Nine future fortunes

Eight epic guards,

Seven thousand dollars

Six amazing presents

Five werewolves,

Four best friends

Three vampire stalkers,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi

On the tenth day of Christmas,

The Cullens gave to me,

Ten mood swings

Nine future fortunes

Eight epic guards,

Seven thousand dollars

Six amazing presents

Five werewolves,

Four best friends

Three vampire stalkers,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

The Cullens gave to me,

Eleven angry grizzlies

Ten mood swings

Nine future fortunes

Eight epic guards,

Seven thousand dollars

Six amazing presents

Five werewolves,

Four best friends

Three vampire stalkers,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

The Cullens gave to me,

Twelve Christmas puddings,

Eleven angry grizzlies

Ten mood swings

Nine Future fortunes

Eight epic guards,

Seven thousand dollars

Six amazing presents

Five werewolves,

Four best friends,

Three vampire stalkers,

Two epic cars,

And a death threat from the Volturi!!