Okay so New MMAD Fic that came from watching Mrs Doubtfire, have a good few chapters stored up but I want to find out what you all think about it first- so please review!
"How is your mother?" Albus watched his children closely. His oldest Roberta or Bobbie was sitting on his left, She was already a heart breaker with her blue eyes and ebony black hair, her skin pale but perfectly complemented by her Ravenclaw tie. His son was in the middle, Alexander or Alec as his quidditch friends liked to call him, he had Albus's auburn locks and eyes. Then there was little Maggie, she had dark auburn hair with emerald green eyes. The baby of the family, she was only five and so had another six years till she officially came to Hogwarts. They all looked at each other before Bobbie spoke up. "Oh she's fine, busy but fine."
"Oh good I'm glad, I would hate to think of her getting piles or amoebic dysentery."
"What's Amoebic dysentery?" Maggie looked at him.
"It's when you get really bad diarrhoea forever and then you die"
"What?" Maggie suddenly looked close to tears.
"Why did you have to be so graphic with her?" Alec looked dejectedly down at his plate.
"I read it in one of your books…"
"Why do you want mummy to die?"
"No, no of course I don't want her to die."
"Then why did you say that?"
"Because he's sad." Bobbie had sat quietly eating her dinner whilst the whole exchange had taken place.
"Why are you sad daddy?"
"I-"He was cut off before he could answer by a feeling there was something approaching his wards, it was a familiar magical signature. "Your mother's here already."
All of the children began to grab their stuff as Bobbie told them to, "Mum's not going to be happy if she's kept waiting, bye Dad thanks for din-"
"SIT Down! You are my god dammed children too!" All of them returned to their seats. He could feel Minerva getting closer but made no attempt to block her entrance- it was not worth it. The children sat down rather uncomfortably. "You don't need to run to her beck and call."
A moment later Minerva burst into his quarters. "Albus."
"Minerva." He carried on eating his dinner but the children had stopped.
"Come on grab your things, you two need to get back to your dormitories and it's your bath time Maggie."
"Minerva they have not finished their dessert yet."
"You can something when you get back, come on."
"No Minerva. You are early and you were late dropping them off."
"Look at this place Albus, it's filthy, I thought you had the house elves cleaning it."
"Well I still have to get it into order, I've been rather busy at the ministry recently if you haven't noticed."
"Well Albus I thought you were out of the castle today, at the ministry, so it would help if you told me as your deputy at least that you would be here on time to see my children."
"Your children?! OUR children!" He jumped up. "Exactly Minerva you are my deputy or would you like me to offer the job to Filius?"
"He wouldn't take it and you wouldn't dare."
"Oh really? What if I already have? And he's already accepted, wondered why he's avoided you?"
"You pig." She reached for her wand. "I have every right to-"
"No Mummy! We're his god dammed children too!" She dropped her hand, glaring at her husband as she reached her daughter picking her up. "Well done Albus, teaching our five year old swears."
"Now let's go before you catch a disease." They left without so much a hug goodbye. He stayed standing as his wife slammed the door to his office, leaving him all alone and thinking about how it got to this.
