Me: Welcome to The Yoshi And Kirby Adventures!
Fans: Where are they?
Me: Oh, of course! (Gets out a magic wand) I need to open the portal! Let's say the magic words! Bippity b-
Fans: We're not kids!
A fan who is a kid: I am…
Me: Anyway, I'm going to open the portal now!
I use the wand to make a rainbow portal.
Me: Yoshi and Kirby, come out now!
Yoshi: Hi everyone!
Kirby: You promised Jigglypuff would be here!
Yoshi: And you promised Kirby wouldn't be here!
Pac-man: And you also promised there would be cookies!
Me: Pac-man?
Pac-man: I snuck in! *He runs off*
Me: Hey! You get back he-Oh, forget it. Anyway, Yoshi and Kirby will play with me for your enjoyment! First, we will have dinner…
Yoshi and Kirby: Dinner!
Me: Wait, it's not ready y-!
I get trampled over by Yoshi and Kirby.
Me: Urgh!
Soon, at dinner…
My mum: So, um, Yoshi, how's it doin' in Mario World?
Yoshi: Can't talk, eating.
Me: But you just did talk!
Yoshi: Um…
Kirby: Well, in my world, Jigglypuff and I just went out on a date!
My mum: I see…
We all finish eating.
Me: Well, I think it's time to stop and go play MarioKart, now-
My mum: But what about dessert!
Me(whispering and making stop gestures): No!
Yoshi and Kirby: Dessert!
A view of outside the house:
An explosion happens, several people walk past looking confused, my friend mails a letter and quietly runs off, and three figures fly out. They are me, Yoshi and Kirby.
My Mum: And stay out!
Me: Now look what you did guys!
Yoshi: Sorry, what?
His mouth is full of ice-cream. He keeps staring at us.
Me: Um, Yoshi, you'd better swallow that ice-cream or-
Yoshi: Brain freeze, brain freeze, BRAIN FREEZE!
He runs around screaming. Kirby bursts out laughing. Soon, a crowd comes and stares at us, especially me.
Me: We'll be right back guys. Please review!
To be continued…
