Me: Welcome to The Yoshi And Kirby Adventures!

Fans: Where are they?

Me: Oh, of course! (Gets out a magic wand) I need to open the portal! Let's say the magic words! Bippity b-

Fans: We're not kids!

A fan who is a kid: I am…

Me: Anyway, I'm going to open the portal now!

I use the wand to make a rainbow portal.

Me: Yoshi and Kirby, come out now!

Yoshi: Hi everyone!

Kirby: You promised Jigglypuff would be here!

Yoshi: And you promised Kirby wouldn't be here!

Pac-man: And you also promised there would be cookies!

Me: Pac-man?

Pac-man: I snuck in! *He runs off*

Me: Hey! You get back he-Oh, forget it. Anyway, Yoshi and Kirby will play with me for your enjoyment! First, we will have dinner…

Yoshi and Kirby: Dinner!

Me: Wait, it's not ready y-!

I get trampled over by Yoshi and Kirby.

Me: Urgh!

Soon, at dinner…

My mum: So, um, Yoshi, how's it doin' in Mario World?

Yoshi: Can't talk, eating.

Me: But you just did talk!

Yoshi: Um…

Kirby: Well, in my world, Jigglypuff and I just went out on a date!

My mum: I see…

We all finish eating.

Me: Well, I think it's time to stop and go play MarioKart, now-

My mum: But what about dessert!

Me(whispering and making stop gestures): No!

Yoshi and Kirby: Dessert!

A view of outside the house:

An explosion happens, several people walk past looking confused, my friend mails a letter and quietly runs off, and three figures fly out. They are me, Yoshi and Kirby.

My Mum: And stay out!

Me: Now look what you did guys!

Yoshi: Sorry, what?

His mouth is full of ice-cream. He keeps staring at us.

Me: Um, Yoshi, you'd better swallow that ice-cream or-

Yoshi: Brain freeze, brain freeze, BRAIN FREEZE!

He runs around screaming. Kirby bursts out laughing. Soon, a crowd comes and stares at us, especially me.

Me: We'll be right back guys. Please review!

To be continued…