The koala, as you most likely know already, is not a bear,
And if you say it is, you are likely to fall down screaming because one will have begun tearing out your hair.
Yes, the koala is very proud of its marsupial heritage
And particularly unhappy about it supposed bear-itage.
This is because the koala, by common consensus, is rather cute,
Whereas the bear, by koala standards, is kind of ugly, like to us a man in an orange and brown and teal-checked suit.
And the koala, though on the surface it may seem rather sedate,
Is really primarily interested in getting a date.
