CHAPTER ONE
Draco: walks up to Professor McGonaggal Hey Prof. Mc!
Prof. Mc: I prefer if you do not call me that, Draco.
Draco: Sorry Professor. Well anyway, could you turn me into a ferret?
Prof. Mc: Of course not, Draco! That is absolutely absurd.
Draco: But, Professor Moody did it a few years back!
Prof. Mc: Just between you and me, that was not Professor Moody, it was a Poly Juice theif!
Draco: blankly stares for a moment What are you saying!
Prof. Mc: I am saying no, Mr. Malfoy.
Draco: Please?
Prof. Mc: No.
Draco: Pretty Please?
Prof. Mc: No.
Draco: Pretty Please with sugar on top and a cherry too?
Prof. Mc: Stop it Draco! raises voice 1st of all, I HATE CHERRIES. And 2nd of all, this is definately not the way a Prefect should act!
Draco: Fine. walks down the corridor to Professor Snape's office
Snape: Malfoy, what are you doing down here? It's after school hours.
Draco: I... hesitates from continuing and thinks: what will Snape do to me... oh well! I want you to turn me into a ferret.
Snape: wide eyed WHAT! Sorry Draco. I can't. I mean... whispers I really want to but Filch has been on my dairy-air lately.
Draco: Killing Dumbledork will get you that won't it!
Snape: Excuse me? eyes turn bloodshot
Draco: speechless but jumps around Snape stupidly anyway
Snape: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Draco: Ah! falls to the ground and smoke comes from his head
Snape: Oh... my... not again! Devil Snape comes out of Snape's head
OOC (out of character): Devil Snape will now be known as Devil. And later Angel Snape will be known as Angel.
Snape: looks blankly at Devil
Devil: flies around Snape's head See him, that filthy SQUIB! Go, kill him. You know you want to.
Snape: Yeah. evil laughter, then Angel Snape comes out of his head
Angel: What are you doing! Killing a squib? How dare you.
Snape: I have a good side!
Filch: from under his breath that mangey professor talking to him self?
Devil: pushes angel
Angel: Hey, there is no need for violence!
Devil: whispers to Snape watch this! takes Angel's halo and flies down the corridor
Angel: HEY!
Devil: Now I done it! laughs evilly
Angel: Confundus! waves wand vigoriously
Devil: Mother Dearest... Just wait, we can work things out
Snape: blinks
Filch: walks away laughing Come on, Mrs. Norris.
Mrs. Norris: sits on ground eating a conjoured bucket of popcorn
Filch: looks back and smiles then whispers Go ahead and stay there. walks away to his office
END CHAPTER ONE
Sorry, some spelling mistakes but I am way to lazy to edit the MUGS! (M means something I cant remember but otherwise, Usage, Grammar, and Spelling!)
