one time mario (from that one game that came out that one time)desided to go to peach's house so he could borrow her hairdryer.
when he got there, peachs castle was gone!11
"OH NOEZ" screamed mario as he ran around in circles.
then some guy came out of the ground and said "IT WAS
BOWSER WHO DID THIS!111"
"TEH OH EM GEE" muttered mario along with some bad words!1111!1!1!1!
so mario went into some cannon peach had in her backyard and he flew out onto
the roof of the castle. then he met some green dinosaur.
"HEYS YOU EXTICT!" yelled marsio!
then the dinosuar exploded!
mario was all liek O.o
then mario said "wait...how can i beon the roof of the castle when
the castle isnt even here?"
then bowser came out of nowhere and yelled "HAHAHAS I GOTS TEH STAR ROD"
"NO! NOT THE STARS RODS!"!"!"1"!" examined mario
then bowser got all invinsible and stuff
then mario tried 2 beet him up but he couldnt so he pulled a GIANT sword out of his ass
and started beating bowser up with it!1!
then bowser got all like dead and stuff...
teh end.
