Disclaimer: I do not own Pinocchio

A/n: Just for Tandokuno-Tenshi

There was a dude who was like dude I want a kid. Then a fairy lady poofed a puppet to life. And she told this cricket dude to baby-sit him or else she would kick his ass. The puppet said fuck school and became an actor then he said fuck acting and went to be a bad boy cause the chicks dig it. He was being a badass and he almost became a jackass. Then he went home, his dad had thrown up the deuces and left. So they went to look for him and a whale ateded them. The dad was like Hey Bitch! You're here! Then they got out of the whale. The whale was like fuck that and killeded the puppet. The dad was like oh shit! Then the fairy lady poofed the puppet alive and into a real boy! The End!