James' POV

"Superstar!" I yelled as my beloved hero continued his epic battle with that "villainous" faggot Renji. Only to realize something was horribly wrong. I watch in horror as my light was beaten down by that cock-jockey Renji. To further my dismay that monster proceeded to strip the Superstar of his dignity, his mask, and...his pants?

Renji's POV

As I beat down that hunk of a man, I could not control my lust any longer. I tore his mask off and his pants and proceeded to whip out my real bankai. And as if I were opening up a senkaimon, I thrust my sword in.

"No!" Superstar cried in vain, as I not so deeply penetrated him with my bankai that was more like a shikai, since it was so small. Only then did I realize I was close, as a searing blinding light flashed before my eyes. I then realized he was ready to receive my final form. My super secret attack, in the form of aids.

Superstar's POV

When I felt that rainbow-spanker faggot Renji finish inside me, I realized that something was terribly wrong, more wrong than rape. I'd felt a sudden illness wash over me. This wasn't your everyday aids, because let's face it, I've had that before. This was something strong enough to take a superstar down. This was...super faggot aids. My body slowly started to feel like it was on fire, and then I realized it was on fire. The last thing I saw were tears streaming down James' face, as he cried, "Superstar!"

James' POV

"You can't go Superstar! Please don't leave me!" I yelled as my purpose for existing was eaten alive and burned to death by the aids. Only then had I realized that I was left alone with that dick fiend Renji. As he stared me down hungrily I then realized my worst fear has come to life. He slowly stalked over to my scattered body as I tried to put myself back together. When the last pieces gathered I then realized I was too late. That pansy ass fairy had soon decided to spread his aids within me, like he did with my Superstar, and everything went black as I too burst into flamboyant flames.

Renji's POV

"Huehuehue." I maniacally laugh as I watch the remains of their bodies burn away thanks to me and my super aids. "Now they can rest in piece. Or pieces in James' case, huehuehue."

"This reminds me of that time when I thought I was straight and used Ichigo's gigai to go rape that bimbo Orihime."

Flashback..

"ICHIGOOO!" She yelled in her high pitched annoying voice, "Of course you can have your way with me!"

"Huehuehue..."

"What? Did you say something Ichigo?" She asked stupidly. "Uh..n-no...just shut up bitch."

"Okay! Anything for you Ichigo!" She replied with a smile, making me realize just how brain dead she really was. I would enjoy giving her super aids. Surprisingly enough, she didn't die, probably because she's so fucking stupid. Later on, as I finished up and left, I ran into Chad who asked me why I was in Ichigo's gigai. I told him to mind his own fucking business and walked away from Orihime's apartment.

In Hueco Mundo after Grimmjow rapes Orihime...

"You know, this reminds me of that time Ichigo came over to my place and-"

"Bitch, shut up, I don't want to hear what you and that strawberry did." Grimmjow growled, cutting off Orihime before she said something stupid again. Chad grimaced as he remembered that day.

"Uh..Orihime..that wasn't Ichigo. It was actually Renji."

Grimmjow then stared at Chad in horror as he realized he had caught the super faggot aids, since it was a well known fact Renji had them. He then turned to Orihime and began charging up a cero. "You gave me aids?! I'll kill you, bitch!" He yelled, watching with joy as her body disintegrated. Nobody complained, since she was so annoying and stupid and never shut up about Ichigo.

END