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A Randomly Weird Inuyasha Story
One sunny day, in feudal Japan……
"SIT!" A big slamming noise could be heard throughout Inuyasha's forest.
–The camping area-
'Hmmm I wonder what that could have been!' The demon exterminator bonks the monk on the head for the remark. "Just
mind your own business!" "But Sango, honestly! I wasn't thinking THAT about Inuyasha and Kagome doing—" The monk
was interrupted by yet another blow to the head. A noise could be heard coming from a nearby bush and Inuyasha jumps out
of it, with a lump on his head, and scares Miroko out of his wits. "Honestly Inuyasha, couldn't you have been a little"—Once
again he was interrupted in mid-sentence. A little fox demon could be found waking up. "Where is Kagome? Inuyasha did
you scare her away to her own time again? You know if you didn't do that so much then you two might actually get along and
we wouldn't have to hear you"- Inuyasha hit the little kitsune on the head. "You talk to much squirt." Gives the evil eye to
Shippou. "For your information, she had to go back home and take those "test" things of hers. I don't see why she has to go
home and take those things. She always gets mad and she likes taking it out on me!" Shippou, the kit he is, just rolled his eyes
at Inuyasha, as if that was the natural thing to do. "Keh!" Inuyasha then jumps into "his" tree and pretends to be asleep so
that everyone would leave him alone.
Modern Day Japan-
"Kyyyaaaa! That test was way too hard! I should have studied longer! Either that or stay awake longer….." 'I wonder what
Inuyasha is doing right now. He must be mad at me. Grr, why do I always have to think about him..stupid Inuyasha' As she
thinks all this she begins her way home. 'I could use a nice shower to get my mind off of things.' This decided, as soon as she
got home she went to her room to get a towel, and then took a shower.
Feudal Japan-
Inuyasha lets out a big snort as he sits in the tree waiting for Kagome to return. He opens one eye and decides to jump out of
the tree and run to the well. 'Grrr, I will just go in and grab her and then take her back here away from the test things… and
that hobo guy…' So Inuyasha jumps into the well with this set in his mind.
Modern Day Japan-
As soon as Inuyasha got to Kagome's time he scrunched up his nose in disgust. 'It always smells like shit when I come here.'
He immediately jumps up by Kagome's window and looks in. 'Hm, she isn't in her room, wonder where she could be.'
Being the nice guy he is, he opens the window and climbs in. 'Hahhaa, I should scare the crap out of her when she comes in.
Now, how to scare her. I know she is afraid of spiders, maybe if I could find a spider!' As soon as he thought this he began
looking around the room for a spider. In the process Kagome runs into her room with nothing but a towel on. "Kyaaaaaa!
Inuyasha! SIT!" Thud. "What are you doing in my room, looking for,god knows what…" she continues lecturing him as he
just stares at her from top to bottom. A blush occurs on his face and Kagome stops talking noticing that she felt a breeze
where she shouldn't have. 'Why is he blushing?' As soon as that thought crossed her mind, her eyes grew big and she looked
down. "Inuyasha you henti! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!" Thuds reigned throughout the room. "Keh! What the hell was that for you
wench?" Kagome just looks at him evilly, grabs her clothes that she forgot in the room and runs out. As soon as she left
Inuyasha had a goofy grin on his face. 'So this is what it is like to be like Miroku…stupid lecher….' He sighs and jumps onto
her bed. 'Ah!' He freaks out when he was bounced back! "Demon! I will kill you!" As soon as he raised the tesusiaga,
Kagome ran into her room (Fully clothed) and jumped on Inuyasha. "Inuyasha! Stop! What is wrong with you, it's just my
bed!" Inuyasha lowers his sword at it and points an accusing finger instead. "It tried to attack me!" Kagome gives him and
weird look and sighs. She sits down on her bed and he flinches, thinking that it was going to attack, but for once he didn't
attack because Kagome said it was ok. He shakes his head and jumps on it like he did before to make it "attack". "See! It's
doing it again Kagome!" She laughs. "Inuyasha it is doing that because you jumped on it, see the bed has these things called
springs in it to make it more comfy. So when you jump on it, it makes you bounce." Inuyasha just nods his head even though
he didn't know what the hell springs where, he didn't feel like asking her about it. 'Most of this stuff I don't even get so I'm
not even going to bother her about it.' Kagome looks at Inuyasha. "So Inuyasha, why did you come back anyway?" She all
to well know the answer to that question, but asked anyways. Inuyasha looks away. "Keh, why do you care?" This makes
her a little mad and she glares at him. "I have the right to know thank you very much! This is my room, and you just come
running in here, and then you see me naked and then you…" She stopped to take a breath, Inuyasha put his hand over her
mouth before she could start again. "Ok, fine! I just wanted to see you that's all! Do you have to ask so many questions?" he
growls in frustration and Kagome looks at him. 'That is completely different than what he usually says. Usually he drags me
away saying how we have to find all the jewel shards and..' "Inuyasha are you feeling ok?" Kagome puts her hand to his
forehead. "Hm, you feel fine I just don't get why you didn't drag me away to find more shards….." Inuyasha snorts, "Of
course I'm fine you wench! Sorry for caring!" As soon as that left his mouth his eyes got bigger, ' Oh shit, I think I just said
that out loud.' He mentally kicks himself. Kagome smiles and hugs him. 'I cant believe he just said that to me…oh well it
makes me happy!' She gives him a big grin and Inuyasha relaxes knowing that she didn't start yelling at him again. 'Maybe I
should do that more often, I don't get sat, and she smiles! Nah, not a snowballs chance in hell I'm going to do that again…
maybe…no!' "Come on Inuyasha I am almost ready to go back, you ready?" He just nods and follows her out of the room
to the kitchen. He watches as she grabs all the ramen that she can get into her big over sized yellow bag. He begins to drool
just thinking about the ramen. "Inuyasha are you coming or not?" Inuyasha just shakes his head and picks up the yellow bag
with no trouble. "Shesh, what do you put in this thing!" She looks at him and smiles and began to tell him. "ok ok ok, spare
me the details. I don't want to know what you put in here…" With everything ready they jump into the well.
Feudal Japan-
Inuyasha lets out a sigh at the bottom of the well, relaxed that it didn't smell as bad as Kagome's time. As soon as Kagome
and Inuyasha entered the campsite, Shippou jumps on Kagome. "Your back! Did you bring any of that sweet candy stuff
back for me?" His eyes look hopeful. "Sure did Shippou! Here you go! Hey Inuyasha can you put my bag down, I will give
you something as well!" At that Inuyasha starts to drool and sets the bag down. Stares at Kagome, awaiting the present that
she promised. Kagome just rolls her eyes. "Ok, I will make you some ramen Inuyasha." Inuyasha smiles, showing his canines,
and jumps into a tree, waiting for his ramen. A resounding slap toke Inuyasha out of his thoughts, looking towards the henti,
and sighs. Kagome gave a disapproving look towards Miroku, then looks back to the boiling ramen. "Ok Inuyasha, your
ramen is done!" Inuyasha immediately jumps out of the tree and goes to Kagome, while focusing on the ramen. He lets a smile
escape and Kagome sees it, making her smile as well. "I made extra for you Inuyasha, you looked really hungry!" At that,
Inuyasha's stomach gave a growl of approval a practically dove after the ramen. Kagome shakes her head. 'Well it's a good
thing that I can tell that he actually appreciates the work I did to make all 10 packages of ramen…otherwise I would
accidentally sit him.' She smiles and Inuyasha looks at her strangely. "Oy, wench! What do you think you are staring at!"
Kagome looks at him strangely and then is brought back to reality. "Oh, sorry Inuyasha, I wasn't paying attention. Is the
ramen good, is it hot enough?" Inuyasha nods and looks at her drool forming in the corner of her mouth. "Kagome when was
the last time you ate?" Kagome's stomach gives a big growl and she blushes. "Not to long ago…I'm not that hungry…"
Inuyasha sighs. "Yeah right Kagome, your stomach is speaking even louder than mine at the moment." Inuyasha gets up and
sits next to Kagome. "Here eat!" He shoves one of the many bowls of ramen in front of her. From Inuyasha's point of view,
she looked like she was ready to eat the ramen and the bowl in one. "Thank you Inuyasha, but I made this ramen for you, I
will eat something later." She begins to stand up and Inuyasha just rolls his eyes, setting down his current bowl aside. He then
stands up grabs her around the waist and sits down again, with Kagome in his lap. "You will eat." He then gets the bowl that
Kagome was holding and starts for the spoon, as if he was going to shove it in her mouth himself. "Inuyasha! Ok, ok I will
eat, but I can feed myself! Will you let me go now?" Inuyasha growls. "Nope, not until you finish your ramen, or until I say
you are full." 'Haha, this way she will never leave my lap…until she is full.' At that thought his eyes and thoughts begin to
wonder. Inuyasha was snapped out of his thoughts as soon as Kagome began to rub his ears. Kagome laughs as Inuyasha
began to make strange noises. "Aw, Inuyasha, that's so cute, I didn't know you liked your ears being rubbed." Inuyasha
tries to sound mad by growling, but it doesn't work, it just added to the fact that he liked his ears being rubbed. "I don't
know what you are talking about Kagome, I hate when people touch my ears…" She just looks at him with a knowing look,
surprised that he didn't call her a wench. "Uh huh Inuyasha, you just keep on telling yourself that because I don't believe
that." She smiles and watches Inuyasha proceed to his 7th helping and laughs on the inside. "Wow, I'm glad I decided to
make a lot of ramen, otherwise you would already be after me to make you more…" He smiles and burps really loud. "That's
right you would have been making more wench, I would make sure." He then frowns seeing that she only finished off one
bowl. "Do you want another bowl? There is still some left and I am starting to get full." Kagome just shakes her head no and
looks at the kitsune heading her way. "Hey Shippou, what are you doing?" Shippou just plops down on the ground next to
them and begins to stare at both of them. "I'm bored, will you play with me Inuyasha?" Shippou puts on his best puppy dog
eyes that he can manage and smiles as he sees Kagome elbow Inuyasha in his side practically saying 'if you don't go and play
with Shippou I will sit you to no end.' Inuyasha gulps and gets up eyeing Kagome warily. "Sure runt, what do you want to
do? You are lucky that I was full! Otherwise I would have let you have it!" Kagome clears her throat in a disapproving
manner and Inuyasha gets the hint. "Come on runt, I'm starting to get bored, what do you want to do?" Shippou looks
around the area in which they where in. "How about we play…ummm…hmm why don't we play…I don't know I'm just
really bored and I want to do something." He looks pleadingly at Kagome, and an imaginary light bulb pops above her head.
"I know Shippou, why don't we all play hide-and-go-seek. It's a fun game! Everyone playing tries to go hid, while one
person tries to find everyone! Why don't we get Sango, Miroku, and Kirara to play also? It will be a lot of fun!" Inuyasha just
shrugs his shoulders. "Keh." and Shippou beams up at Kagome. "Ok, I will go get them it will be fun, but I am still not sure
how to play the game.." Shippou runs off to find Miroku and Sango as they wandered from the campsite when Kagome and
Inuyasha decided to have some ramen. Seconds later the happy kitsune comes running back with Miroku and Sango
following close behind. "I'm not sure why Shippou is so excited about Kagome, but he started to jump on our heads telling us
to follow him. So here we are." The little fox demon just smiles proudly about getting the demon exterminator and the monk.
Kagome just looks at Shippou and smiles. She then went into all the details about hide-and-go-seek. Inuyasha just sits there,
shifting his eyes at everyone, as if he didn't trust anyone. Kagome jumps up, "Inuyasha!" Inuyasha looks at Kagome, shock
showing in his eyes. "Kagome I swear I didn't do it!" Continues to shifts his eyes. Kagome suspiciously looks at Inuyasha,
"And what 'didn't' you do Inuyasha'?" Kagome narrows her eyes at him and places her hands on her hips. Inuyasha just lets
out a relived sigh and runs to hide away from everyone (not because of the game). 'I wonder what Inuyasha did… he had
that look in his eyes, like that one time when he broke my alarm clock…hmm I will find out sooner or later…I wonder where
Inuyasha went.' "I know, let's just start playing without Inuyasha, or we can make a new game, how about whoever finds
Inuyasha first, will get a prize!" She clasps her hands together. Shippou's eyes brightens at the remark made by Kagome,
and begins to run off to find Inuyasha.
Inuyasha's Forest-
'Ah finally, some peace and quiet, don't have to listen to that annoying squirt, or put up with Kagome's menacing stares…I
swear I didn't mean to look in that door thing in her room, it was half way open…I'm not even sure what all those can be
used for, I guess I shouldn't have tried to wear them on my head because one got stuck and I had to tear it off with my
claws…' Inuyasha was cut from his thoughts when a loud "ROAAAAAR" rang through the forest. Inuyasha sniff around with
his canine nose of his to find the source of the sound. 'It smells like a demon…good thing that Kagome and them are back at
the camp.'
With Kagome-
Kagome continues through the forest to look for Inuyasha and sighs when she was having no luck in finding him. 'At this rate I
will never find Inuyasha…I wonder if Shippou is having better luck than I am.' She sighs and continues the search for
Inuyasha.
With Shippou-
Shippou is found near Inuyasha's forest, looking into nearby bushes. "This is impossible, I don't think I will ever find
Inuyasha!" With an exasperated sigh, he goes back to Kaede's hut to await the return of everyone. An hour later, Miroku
and Sango returned to the hut with no luck. "Oh well either Inuyasha will show up first, or Kagome will be dragging Inuyasha
by the ear, we shouldn't worry to much.
With Kagome-
'Grr, I'm not going back until I find him, I will drag him kicking and screaming if I find him and he wont like that. Well, I will
try to bring him back kicking or screaming…' The search continues for Inuyasha… 'Darn it! How fast can he run in that short
of a time? He must thought I was really mad at him or something, I will talk to him when I find him…Grr.'
With Inuyasha-
'Stupid demon.' cough cough 'Ended up being a poisonous demon, I don't even understand how it roared, looked like a
damn snake demon to me…' Inuyasha continues his 'walk' out of the forest. 'How far did I run? Seems like it's taking
forever to get back…' Inuyasha continues to walk, eventually he realizes how tired he is getting and how much strength he
had used on the demon. Finally not being able to continue, Inuyasha slumps onto the ground. 'I think I will rest just for a little
bit…' his last sentence was slurred as he was greeted with darkness.
At the Hut-
Slam! Crash! "That is what you get you stupid monk!" Sango points an accusing finger at him as she screams at the top of her
lungs. She then gets her giant boomerang, and looks at Miroku evilly. Miroku whimpers, "I'm sorry Sango! I promise I wont
ever do it again! I shall resist the urge!" Shippou was trying not to burst out with laughter at the two, especially when Miroku
had his voice all squeaky when he thinks it's the end of the world and when Sango is mad… Miroku whimpers and crawls
into a corner promising he would never do it again in his conscience state. Sango just gave him a hard slap after feeling pity for
the monk. "Now you can stay there for the rest of the day and night…" She turns on her heals and sits by the now fueling
fire, her thoughts turning to Kagome and Inuyasha. 'I hope they will be alright…'
With Kagome-
She lets out a loud sigh, and sits down on a random log that happened to be laying on the ground. Looks to the sky.' I
promise that I will resist the urge to sit Inuyasha (unless he really deserves it) if I find him…soon…' She lets out another sigh
and begins hersearch again, this time with more hope. 'Eh? What's that?' She squints her eyes up and looks up ahead, with
the sun alreadygone, it was hard to figure out what it was, then a thought hit her. 'It must be Inuyasha!' She breaks out into a
run and findshim blacked out in a slightly red pool of blood that began to form. 'The wound doesn't look that bad,
considering usually hehas a hole in his stomach and yet he still can walk…' She studies his wounds better and still can't figure
out why he passedout from a small wound. "Inuyasha?" She nudges him a bit to see if he will respond. "Inuyasha I am going
to try and get youto Kaede's hut, hang in there!" Knowing that she can't just throw him over her shoulder and trudge off to
the hut, she beginsto pull him, her arms under his armpits, dragging him along to the hut.
