Okay.. I don't see a need for this A/N. MOVING ON! ( Ele is what I'm gonna go by…. ) BY THE WAY..Prepare for slight OOC-ness…. Oh. And since this is the first chappie, it isn't very long and doesn't really cover a lot...

Oh! Disclaimer: I am not Rick Riordan…I am not Eoin Colfer… I don't own much…. I think I want a dog when I grow up.. But it better not be a German Sheppard... Because they're hard to keep... But Chihuahua's are pretty much useless...And their eyes might creep me out... Though I like most animals... Except Monkeys...

Ele: Hello everyone! Welcome to the Stupid, Random, Should-Be-Gone, Percy Jackson Show!!

Random Fangirls: WoOOoOoOoOoOooooOOoOoO t !

Ele: ….

RFG: =D

Ele: Okay..First of all, I don't think your allowed to speak emoticons….

RFG: =O

Ele: I'm serious….

RFG: ='(

Ele: STOP THAT!!

RFG: =P

Ele: *evil death glare of doom *

Random Fangirl #1 : *dies*

Ele: Oh well… Anyway, moving on! Now, this wouldn't be a Percy Jackson Show without Pervy Jackon now, would it?

Random Backstage Guy: *pssssst! It's PERCY Jackson! *

Ele: Huh? Oh, right! But anyway… BRING IN PERVY JACKSON!!

Percy FanGirl #1 : IT'S PERCY YOU B*TCH !

Ele: *glare* BUTLER!

RFG#2 :*looks up from writing her fanfiction* Hey, isn't that the dude from Artemis Fowl? Isn't he supposed to be too busy guarding Artemis instead?

Ele: Okay, first of all, there is more than ONE Butler in the world. Second, this is the Percy Jackson fandom, honey. Don't offend the Goddess of Moon and Hunt. And third, PAY ATTENTION!

Rest of the FanGirls: *busy doing anything but listen to Ele.*

Ele: *grumbles* never mind. Butler, get her please *points to RPG#1 *

Female Butler: Okay! *Grabs RFG#1 AND LEAVES…*

RFG#1:NOOooooOoOoOoOoOooOOOOo.

Ele: Okay. We are SO off topic here! Enter PERCY JACKSON!

RFG#1 : (from outside the building) *mutter* at least she got the name right…

Percy: *walks in* HI!!

Percy Fangirls: YAY!YAY! wOoOOoOoOoOt!

Ele: Morning, Percy!

Percy: *waves*

PFG:*SWOON*

Ele: So…How is it like, being a hero?

Percy: It's great! But can we hurry up with this interview? I have a date with Annabeth and she's going to be PISSED if I'm late.

Ele: Erm… But you just got here…

Percy: Yea.. And then I have to make sure I don't bump into Rachel…Especially not with Annabeth cuz' then things would get messy…And….

Ele: OKAY! NEXT QUESTION! How's Annabeth?

Percy: *whimper* She's waiting for me now.. Actually I'm already late….

PFG#3: Percy! Percy! You don't need Annabeth! Go out with ME instead! I'm no trouble!

Percabeth Shipper: WHAT?!?! Of COURSE he needs Annabeth! They're meant for each other you self-centered knuckle-headed biatch!!

PFGs: *GASP* How dare you?!?!

Random PFG#1: *hits some Percabeth shipper with a stick she got from somewhere*

Random PBS: *slaps PFG*

Random PFG: FIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

Ele: Uh-oh. *ducks back stage*

PFG: Get your dirty paws out of my hair!!

RPBS: Shut up you APHRODITE.

All PFGs: *GASP* what an insult!

Ele: HEY! NO INSULTING THE OLYMPIANS!

Everyone:*turns to Ele*

Ele: *meep* *ducks backstage again*

All: *Continue to fight*

Ele: Wow… So much for my interview… Hey, wait a minute! Where's PERCY?!?

Yeap. That's the first one. =D Please don't be offended, guys. This wasn't meant to be so. It's just plain entertainment. So … It was quite horrible. I don't know. Click review and tell me! =D ( by the way, I don't know why, but even though I spell check this thing like...5 times and re read it three times, still manages to make it so I misspelled something or so...So. Yeah.)

If you review, you get a telekhine plushie ! But only for a limited time! The rest of the reviewers get cookies. Evil cholocate chip cookies... But still cookies...

Bottom line : REVIEW (cuz' if you don't, I'll feel really sad ... I don't care if you flame the thing, just review! )