Me: Ok, this is just one of the many random thoughts that popped into my head. Really short, and kinda pointless, but I got bored.
Crystal: I like it.
Me: You like everything.
Crystal: I do not! I don't like pink!
Me: Good point. Pink is evil. Well, read and review everyone!
What's in a name?
A lot.
Didn't you know?
By simply changing a few letters in one's name, you can change a person's entire personality.
It's true.
For example, if you change the "S" in Seto Kaiba to a "Gh", you'll get Ghetto Kaiba! The rapping, billionaire CEO of the biggest Bling making company in all of Japan!...Actually now that I think about it, it's the only Bling making company in Japan...but that's not the point.
Ahem. Anyway, if you change the "B" in Ryou Bakura, you can meet Ryou Sakura, the cherry blossom tree planter, along with Yami Sakura, the Dark Cherry Tree of Doom. Yami Sakura hangs out with Milik Ishtar, the psychotic "employee of the year" at Dairy Ring.
One of Ryou Sakura's friends is Tea Garden. She enjoys spending her afternoons sipping tea with Ryou in her beautiful, lush, green garden.
Tea is currently dating Yuugi Motor, the local engine mechanic. Yuugi owns a little repair shop, where he works with his best friend, Joey Wheel. Joey is in charge of the tires.
A few years ago, they met Tristan Tailor when he brought in his Honda to be fixed. Tristan is actually a famous fashion designer. He tailors men's suits.
Tristan is always competing with the Duke of Devlin for Joey's cute, quiet, serene sister.
Who is currently dating Ghetto Kaiba.
Speaking of Kaiba, have you met his little brother, Mocuba? He just recently moved to Cuba with his girlfriend Rebake Hopkins, the worst chef in the history of the kitchen. She insists it's the oven's fault.
Let's not forget Joey's girlfriend, My Valentine. This Diva makes everyone confused on Valentines Day.
Evvil Wonder would be a super villain if only he could find a vat of toxic waste, preferably with insects. That way, he could be a Super Bug Villain. He could be called Bug Boy!...What? It worked in the comic books he's so addicted to.
Evvil's best friend, Ex Rapper, has yet to get a job on Ghetto Kaiba's rappin' TV show. So far he's been rejected seventeen times. For now he works at the mall, wrapping Christmas presents, and Birthday gifts. His slogan is "I rap while I wrap!".
Vivian Wrong is the worst student at Domino University, having been held back a grade four times.
Sigfreak von Shower (pronounced SHOW-er. Show rhymes with row) is the ringmaster of the biggest Circus in all of Asia and Europe. His little brother, Leo, is the Lion Tamer.
Shakespeare once said, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet."
Well, I don't know about roses, but when it comes to people it seems that names matter.
A lot.
Me:...yeah. I thought of this thing because of the many play-on-words of the YGO cast's dub names, along with some of their Japanese names.
Crystal: Like Tristan being a tailor and owning a Honda car!
Me: (dryly) Figure that out all by yourself did you?
Crystal: (glare) Shut up.
Me: Well, anyway it's very short, pointless, and idiotic, but still fun to write! Yay! My first one-shot! Aren't you happy?
Crystal: Ecstatic.
Me: Hey! I'm supposed to be the snarky, sarcastic one! (turns to readers) Well review, and Merry Christmas!
