Hmm, I wonder where Cloud is right now Tifa thought to herself, and decided to go look for him. She entered Seventh Heaven and looked around, there she found Kadaj and Loz sitting on the couch making out.

"hey guys, have you seen Cloud."

"mmmph" they both replied, then Yazoos Voice came from behind her.

"that's all they do, is make out." He cried.

"right" tifa responded, starting to get scared. She ran out of the room, and up the stairs. As she neared Denzels room, she heard kissing noises coming from it. Grr, denzel must be in there with Marlene again she thought, and kicked open the door.

"Denzel, get your hands off of… CID!"

"A sweet cheeks, shut the Damn door." Cid yelled

Tifa slammed the door, this day just keeps getting wierder and wieder she thought to herself.

She continued down the hall to find Marlene crying.

"Cloud left with someone, they went that way." She said, pointing

"Thanks" Tifa ran in that direction for what seemed like hours until she finally stopped. She gave up, there was no way that she'd ever find Cloud again. Just then, she heard kissing noises. Turning around, she saw Cloud and Vincent making out.

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"GAH!" Tifa awoke with a start, she got out of the bed, and walked over to the sink where she splashed water on her face. What a strange dream, she thought to herself.

"Hun, come back to bed." Naked Yuffie called from the bed

Tifa skipped back to bed and dove under the covers.

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STOP WRITING FREAKING YAOI AND YURI YOU SICK PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!